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Abigail's a cute name for a drywall hanger, but lemme introduce you to my favorite convict of all time:

Adolf Hitler Clark (yes, it's the Weekly World News, but it's actually true).

From the Florida DOC:

[h=1]Corrections Offender Network[/h][TABLE="class: dcCSStableMedium, width: 100%"]
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[TD][TABLE="width: 100%"]
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[TD="colspan: 2, align: left"]Inmate Release Information Detail[/TD]
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[TD="class: light, align: right"](This information was current as of 3/10/2009)[/TD]
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[TD="width: 70%"][TABLE="width: 100%"]
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[TD="width: 40%"]DC Number:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] 115243[/TD]
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[TD="width: 40%"]Name:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] CLARK, ADOLF H[/TD]
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[TD="width: 40%"]Race:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] BLACK[/TD]
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[TD="width: 40%"]Sex:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] MALE[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="width: 40%"]Hair Color:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] BLACK[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="width: 40%"]Eye Color:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] BROWN[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="width: 40%"]Height:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] 5'11''[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD="width: 40%"]Weight:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] 186 lbs.[/TD]
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[TD="width: 40%"]Birth Date:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] 11/25/1970[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD="width: 40%, align: left"]Release Facility:[/TD]
[TD]MARION WORK CAMP[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD="width: 40%"]Custody:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] MINIMUM[/TD]
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[TD="width: 40%"]Release Date:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] 03/10/2009[/TD]
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[TD] [/TD]
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[TABLE="class: dcCSStableLight"]
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[TD="class: dark, bgcolor: #B0C4DE"]Stated Residence Upon Release:[/TD]
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[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]Offender is currently under community supervision[/TD]
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[TD][size=-1]Click here for additional information[/size][/TD]
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[TABLE="class: dcCSStableLight"]
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[TH="bgcolor: #565656, colspan: 2, align: left"]Aliases:[/TH]
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[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]ADOLF H CLARK[/TD]
[TD]ADOLF HITLER CLARK[/TD]
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[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]ADOLPH HILBERT CLARK[/TD]
[TD] [/TD]
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[TABLE="class: dcCSStableLight"]
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[TD="class: dark, bgcolor: #B0C4DE, colspan: 3, align: left"]Scars, Marks, and Tattoos:[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #B0C4DE"]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Type[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Location[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Description[/TH]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]TATTOO[/TD]
[TD]BACK[/TD]
[TD]PICTURE OF PREDATOR[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]TATTOO[/TD]
[TD]LEFT ARM[/TD]
[TD]SON S FACE ADOLPH JR.[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]TATTOO[/TD]
[TD]LEFT LEG[/TD]
[TD]PICTURE OF MARTIN THE MARTAIN[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]TATTOO[/TD]
[TD]LEFT SHOULDER[/TD]
[TD]CLOWN FOR U HATERS[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]TATTOO[/TD]
[TD]RIGHT ARM[/TD]
[TD]WOMAN S FACE KEDA[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]TATTOO[/TD]
[TD]RIGHT SHOULDER[/TD]
[TD]CLOWN SO LET IT BE[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]TATTOO[/TD]
[TD]STOMACH[/TD]
[TD]FACE SEA SIA[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]TATTOO[/TD]
[TD]STOMACH[/TD]
[TD]SOLE MATES[/TD]
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[TABLE="class: dcCSStableLight"]
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[TD="class: dark, bgcolor: #B0C4DE, colspan: 8, align: left"]Current Prison Sentence History:[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #B0C4DE"]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Offense Date[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Offense[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Sentence Date[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]County[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Case No.[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Prison Sentence Length[/TH]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]09/24/1991[/TD]
[TD]POSS.FIREARM BY FELON[/TD]
[TD]05/14/1992[/TD]
[TD]DUVAL[/TD]
[TD]9111083[/TD]
[TD]25Y 0M 0D[/TD]
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[/TABLE]

Note: The offense descriptions are truncated and do not necessarily reflect the crime of conviction. Please refer to the court documents or the Florida Statutes for further information or definition.

[TABLE="class: dcCSStableLight"]
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[TD="class: dark, bgcolor: #B0C4DE, colspan: 2, align: left"]Incarceration History:[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #B0C4DE"]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Date In-Custody[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Date Out-of-Custody[/TH]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]03/02/1989[/TD]
[TD]03/01/1991[/TD]
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[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]05/26/1992[/TD]
[TD]03/10/2009[/TD]
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[TABLE="class: dcCSStableLight"]
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[TD="class: dark, bgcolor: #B0C4DE, colspan: 8, align: left"]Prior Prison History: (Note: Data reflected covers periods of incarceration with the Florida Dept.of Corrections since January of 1983)[/TD]
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[TR="bgcolor: #B0C4DE"]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Offense Date[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Offense[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Sentence Date[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]County[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Case No.[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Prison Sentence Length[/TH]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]08/02/1988[/TD]
[TD]3RD DEG MUR,O/THAN ARSON[/TD]
[TD]02/27/1989[/TD]
[TD]DUVAL[/TD]
[TD]8809845[/TD]
[TD]10Y 0M 0D



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And great news, everyone! He passed on his totally awesome name to his son, who is shockingly also a criminal:

[h=1]Corrections Offender Network[/h][TABLE="class: dcCSStableMedium, width: 100%"]
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[TD][TABLE="width: 100%"]
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[TD="colspan: 2, align: left"]Inmate Population Information Detail[/TD]
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[TD="class: lightsmall, align: left"]
[/TD]
[TD="class: light, align: right"](This information was current as of 3/17/2013)[/TD]
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[TABLE="width: 100%"]
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[TD="width: 40%"]DC Number:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] 134783[/TD]
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[TD="width: 40%"]Name:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] CLARK, ADOLPH H JR[/TD]
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[TD="width: 40%"]Race:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] BLACK[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="width: 40%"]Sex:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] MALE[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="width: 40%"]Hair Color:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] BLACK[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="width: 40%"]Eye Color:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] BROWN[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="width: 40%"]Height:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] 5'06''[/TD]
[/TR]
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[TD="width: 40%"]Weight:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] 138 lbs.[/TD]
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[TD="width: 40%"]Birth Date:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] 04/09/1992[/TD]
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[TD="width: 40%"]Initial Receipt Date:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] 03/27/2012[/TD]
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[TD="width: 40%, align: left"]Current Facility:[/TD]
[TD]MAYO C.I. ANNEX[/TD]
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[TD="width: 40%"]Current Custody:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] CLOSE[/TD]
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[TD="width: 40%"]Current Release Date:[/TD]
[TD="width: 60%"] 02/19/2029[/TD]
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[TD="width: 40%"][/TD]
[TD="class: dcCSSSpecialNotes, width: 60%, bgcolor: #FAF3DC"](Release Date subject to change pending gain time award, gain time forfeiture, or review. A 'TO BE SET' Release Date is to be established pending review.)[/TD]
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[TABLE="class: dcCSStableLight"]
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[TH="bgcolor: #565656, colspan: 2, align: left"]Aliases:[/TH]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]ADOLF H CLARK[/TD]
[TD]ADOLPH H CLARK JR[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]ADOLPH HILBERT CLARK JR[/TD]
[TD]ALOLPH HILBERT CLARK JR[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]TANK[/TD]
[TD] [/TD]
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[TABLE="class: dcCSStableLight"]
[TR]
[TD="class: dark, bgcolor: #B0C4DE, colspan: 3, align: left"]Scars, Marks, and Tattoos:[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #B0C4DE"]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Type[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Location[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Description[/TH]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]TATTOO[/TD]
[TD]LEFT ARM[/TD]
[TD]CHEESE ART EYE SARA BURNING SKULLS[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]TATTOO[/TD]
[TD]LEFT HAND[/TD]
[TD]RIP VIOLA[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]TATTOO[/TD]
[TD]NECK[/TD]
[TD]KAMILAYH LOVE PEACE HAPPINESS[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]TATTOO[/TD]
[TD]OTHER[/TD]
[TD]TOMMESHA (ACROSS CHEST)[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]TATTOO[/TD]
[TD]RIGHT ARM[/TD]
[TD]SKULLS BURNING SKULLS FLAMES[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]TATTOO[/TD]
[TD]RIGHT HAND[/TD]
[TD]RIP LUKE[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]TATTOO[/TD]
[TD]STOMACH[/TD]
[TD]DESTINIE FISH SHARK[/TD]
[/TR]
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[TABLE="class: dcCSStableLight"]
[TR]
[TD="class: dark, bgcolor: #B0C4DE, colspan: 8, align: left"]Current Prison Sentence History:[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #B0C4DE"]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Offense Date[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Offense[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Sentence Date[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]County[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Case No.[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Prison Sentence Length[/TH]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]02/24/2011[/TD]
[TD]FEL/DELI W/GUN/CONC WPN/AMMO[/TD]
[TD]03/15/2012[/TD]
[TD]DUVAL[/TD]
[TD]1102215[/TD]
[TD]15Y 0M 0D[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]12/04/2010[/TD]
[TD]ROBB. GUN/DEADLY WPN[/TD]
[TD]03/15/2012[/TD]
[TD]DUVAL[/TD]
[TD]1102216[/TD]
[TD]18Y 0M 0D[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]01/24/2011[/TD]
[TD]ROBB. GUN/DEADLY WPN[/TD]
[TD]03/15/2012[/TD]
[TD]DUVAL[/TD]
[TD]1102217[/TD]
[TD]18Y 0M 0D[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]02/04/2011[/TD]
[TD]GRAND THEFT MOTOR VEHICLE[/TD]
[TD]03/15/2012[/TD]
[TD]DUVAL[/TD]
[TD]1102218[/TD]
[TD]5Y 0M 0D[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]02/04/2011[/TD]
[TD]LEAVE CRASH W/INJURY[/TD]
[TD]03/15/2012[/TD]
[TD]DUVAL[/TD]
[TD]1102218[/TD]
[TD]5Y 0M 0D[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]01/30/2011[/TD]
[TD]BURG/DWELL/OCCUP.CONVEY[/TD]
[TD]03/15/2012[/TD]
[TD]DUVAL[/TD]
[TD]1105294[/TD]
[TD]15Y 0M 0D[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]07/31/2011[/TD]
[TD]BATTERY BY DETAINEE[/TD]
[TD]03/15/2012[/TD]
[TD]DUVAL[/TD]
[TD]1108557[/TD]
[TD]5Y 0M 0D[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

Note: The offense descriptions are truncated and do not necessarily reflect the crime of conviction. Please refer to the court documents or the Florida Statutes for further information or definition.

[TABLE="class: dcCSStableLight"]
[TR]
[TD="class: dark, bgcolor: #B0C4DE, colspan: 2, align: left"]Incarceration History:[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #B0C4DE"]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Date In-Custody[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #565656"]Date Out-of-Custody[/TH]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
[TD]03/27/2012[/TD]
[TD]Currently Incarcerated

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Sup, girl?

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100 troll points to whoever posts this as their FB profile pic.

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Might actually use this one on my FB profile.

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