Superfluous quotation marks

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DocZaius
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/the- ... tion-marks

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Three sets? My brain, the pain.

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I think these people have been huffing their own fumes too much.

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Unnecessarily punctuated Punctuation is unnecessary punctuation that is punctuated unnecessarily by punctuation.

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Zombie cop, obvs.

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I have 'N'O idea what's going on here.

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"Abyss"

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The wrong closing quotation marks just add to the misery.

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"No" "you" "don't"

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What they really have is "ringworm"

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This a thing that moves at some speed.

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Is it...nevermind.

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Jesus F'ing Christ.

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And finally, the creepiest unnecessary quotation marks ever (shudder).
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rock8591
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Post by rock8591 »

Eschew obfuscation.
There was once a person named rock
Who most here would gladly coldcock
Not afraid to look dumb
To the pub he would come
And whatever he said was a crock
THEBIGFISH55
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Post by THEBIGFISH55 »

Rock, how did those fucker's get your "easy chair"?
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English teachers have been earning their pay.
Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.
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Reminds me of a restaurant around here. On their special board they write, "Parties of 8 or more will be charge .15% gratuity." I kind of want to get a big party together and then go argue with them when the check comes.
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Post by radbag »

this "thread" sucks
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Post by TheTodd »

do it Kyle!
“The Knave abideth.” I dare speak not for thee, but this maketh me to be of good comfort; I deem it well that he be out there, the Knave, being of good ease for we sinners.
DocZaius
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[quote=G8RKyle]Reminds me of a restaurant around here. On their special board they write, "Parties of 8 or more will be charge .15% gratuity." I kind of want to get a big party together and then go argue with them when the check comes.[/QUOTE]


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