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[TD]Name:[/TD]
[TD]Texas A&M University (no periods, no spaces and with an ampersand - seriously)[/TD]
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[TD]Location:[/TD]
[TD]College Station, Texas[/TD]
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[TD]Mascot:[/TD]
[TD]Although the students call themselves "Aggies," the official mascot is Reveille, a rough collie.[/TD]
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[TD]Colors:[/TD]
[TD]Maroon and White[/TD]
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[TD]Founded:[/TD]
[TD]1876[/TD]
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[TD]Enrollment:[/TD]
[TD]Over 50,000[/TD]
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[TD]Notable Alumni:[/TD]
[TD]Former Bolivian President Jorge Quiroga, former Panamanian President Martin Torrijos, Texas Governor Rick Perry, former Alabama head coach Gene Stallings, country singers Robert Earl Keen and Lyle Lovett, astronauts William A. Pailes and Michael E. Fossum, actor Rip Torn, conservative radio talk show host Neal Boortz, Chinese spy Wen Ho Lee, Lowry Mays, chairman and CEO of Clear Channel Communications, Khalid A. Al-Falih, President and CEO of Saudi Aramco, and Eduardo Castro-Wright, CEO of Wal-Mart Stores USA.[/TD]
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[TD]Division and Conference:[/TD]
[TD]Div. I-FBS, Southeastern Conference[/TD]
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[TD]Head Coach:[/TD]
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Kevin Sumlin, 35-17 as a head coach (Houston), 0-0 at Texas A&M, working on an impressive half-fro
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[TD]All-Time Record vs. UF:[/TD]
[TD]1-1 (1962 and 1977)[/TD]
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[TD]2011 Record:[/TD]
[TD]7-6 regular season, defeated Northwestern in the Meineke Car Care Bowl[/TD]
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[TD]Most Stunning Victory of 2011:[/TD]
[TD]61-7 victory against Kansas[/TD]
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[TD]Most Devastating Loss of 2011:[/TD]
[TD]27-25 loss to arch-rival Texas at home, after which head coach Mike Sherman was unceremoniously fired over the phone.[/TD]
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[TD]Common Opponents in 2011:[/TD]
[TD]None.[/TD]
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[TD]Notable Traditions:[/TD]
[TD]12th Man, Aggie Bonfire, Corps of Cadets, Midnight Yell Practice, Aggie Yell Leaders[/TD]
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[TD]Player with the Silliest Name:[/TD]
[TD]Although there are plenty to choose from, my vote goes to senior WR Uzoma Nwachukwu[/TD]
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This is a game full of question marks. This will be A&M's first SEC game ever, after leaving the Big XII last year. Moreover, since Hurricane Isaac prompted the delay of their season opener with Louisiana Tech, no one knows how good or how poorly A&M will play this year. Compounding the mystery is that A&M has a new head coach and a brand new quarterback - redshirt freshman Johnny Manziel. You might remember Manziel - he was arrested a couple of months ago after getting in a fight and giving the cops a fake ID.
Although the Aggies' record in 2011 is comparable to Florida's in its suckitude, I note that A&M's losses were almost all very close games:
- Oklahoma State, 30-29
- Arkansas, 42-38
- Missouri, 38-31
- Oklahoma, 41-25
- Kansas State, 53-50 (OT)
- Texas (27-25)
As a school, A&M has a lot going for it. It's got a lot of students; like Florida, it's a member of the prestigious AAU; it has a number of great traditions, not the least of which is its Corps of Cadets, which has produced many military heroes. Yet, there's something not quite right about their fans and students. Witness the recent kerfluffle about a billboard that was put up in Gainesville:
The A&M athletic department has made it clear it wasn't their billboard, but then went on to make somewhat spurious accusations of trademark infringement and had it taken down. Meanwhile, the Aggie fan base has been falling all over themselves to put the blame on one of their former rivals from the Big XII - even going so far as to dummy up a contractwith ClearChannel that points the finger at the administrator of ShaggyBevo.com, a popular University of Texas message board. This latest billboard was probably purchased by an Aggie fan, just trying to follow up on A&M's official billboard they put up in Austin:
According to fans of A&M's rivals, this behavior is par for the course: loudly proclaiming A&M's superiority in all aspects of academia and athletics, while studiously ignoring its failures. It reminds me a lot of F$U's inferiority complex.
But enough about that. Let's get to the game. Everyone knows how poor Florida looked in its season opener against Bowling Green. I'm not going to re-hash that here; I would just get depressed. Let's look at A&M's strengths and weaknesses.
Offense
Despite a 7-6 regular-season record last year, the Aggies managed to put up some good offensive stats. Statistically, they were ranked 24th in the nation in rushing offense and 18th in passing offense. They averaged 490 yards total offense per game. Although their quarterback is untested (and probably not ready for what awaits in SEC play), A&M is going to be tough to defend against.
Manziel is going to have good protection. The Aggies return 4 of 5 starters on the offensive line - a line that gave up only 9 sacks last season. If Manziel does his job, Florida's defense is going to have a tough day. A&M also returns a very good receiving corps, led by senior Ryan Swope, who caught 89 passes for over 1200 yards and 11 touchdowns last year.
The Aggie running game is no slouch, either. Senior running back Christine Michaelreturns after an injury-shortened junior season, in which he still managed to gain almost 900 yards in 9 games - while sharing duties with Cyrus Gray, who put up over 1,000 yards last season and was drafted in the sixth round by the Kansas City Chiefs.
Defense
The Aggies were rated 59th in total defense last year, and were particularly vulnerable to a passing attack. Their pass defense was rated 109th in the nation. Their rush defense was pretty good, giving up an average of only 101 yards per game, 12 nationally.
A&M's linebacking corps is experienced and strong, led by Seniors Jonathan Stewart, Sean Porter and Steven Jenkins. Their secondary is porous, however, and there is potential for a team with a strong passing attack to make some big plays downfield. Too bad that team isn't us.
Prediction
This is gonna be a close game. I hope. Despite their record, the Aggies are capable of scoring early and often, and our offensive strengths don't match up well with their defensive weaknesses. Nonetheless, the Aggies are unranked, and although some of their stats appear to be impressive, they were achieved against somewhat weaker opponents than they will face in the SEC.
I'm looking to Coach Muschamp to kick it up a notch this week offensively. If Driskell is to have any opportunity to throw downfield this season, A&M is it. Their pass defense is vulnerable. Let's try to take advantage of it. If we can stretch the field, it'll help us establish a running game as well.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the Gators will win this one 28-24. At least I hope we will.