It's been a stinky day. I've been sitting here wallowing in my own malodorous fog for the last few minutes. Good thing the weekend is almost upon us, so that my office has time to air out. My boss just sniffed and puckered up his face. This stinky day needs to end. Farts.
:emot-ughh:
Stinky day
Stinky day
Sometimes you need a stinky day to appreciate the nice ones, though. You need to fart-blast you coworkers to remind them of how bad it could be.
Stinky day
I was having a crappy week earlier but it got better.
“The Knave abideth.” I dare speak not for thee, but this maketh me to be of good comfort; I deem it well that he be out there, the Knave, being of good ease for we sinners.
Stinky day
Breath it in deeply lest you forget.
Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.