What happens in the Olympic Village

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http://espn.go.com/olympics/summer/2012 ... n-magazine
"The next morning," Lakatos says, "swear to God, the entire women's 4x100 relay team of some Scandinavian-looking country walks out of the house, followed by boys from our side. And I'm just going, 'Holy crap, we'd watched these girls run the night before.'"

"There's a lot of sex going on," says women's soccer goalkeeper Hope Solo, a gold medalist in 2008. How much sex? "I'd say it's 70 percent to 75 percent of Olympians," offers world-record-holding swimmer Ryan Lochte, who will be in London for his third Games. "Hey, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do."
"Even if their face is a 7, their body is a 20."
Each day, the shaggy blond was visited by three women, sometimes just hours apart -- an accomplished pole vaulter and former flame; a mighty hurdler who "tried todominate me," Greer says; and a "very talented" vacationer from Scandinavia. Greer says his Olympian partners were, like him, looking to "complete the Olympics training puzzle."
At the Lillehammer Games in 1994, two German bobsledders tried using their medals as currency. "They made it clear that they'd trade me their gold for all kinds of other favors," Sheinberg says. "I said jokingly, 'Thanks, but Tommy Moe has a medal. I'll play with his.'" The Germans were hoping for some group fun, which is not uncommon in the village. One skier tells a story from the Vancouver Games in 2010, when six athletes -- "some Germans, Canadians and Austrians" -- got together at ahome outside the Whistler village. "It was a late-night whirlpool party. It turned into a whirlpool orgy."
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Read somewhere that there were like 15 condoms per athlete provided in the village rooms. Should have been an Olympic athlete.
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Put a bunch of people in top athletic form all together and it's bound to be a bang fest.
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The swimmers at UF used to have a huge party every year (I'm sure they still do). I actually went to one when I was in law school, and it was just huge. I didn't see anything crazy, though I did hook up with a (non-swimmer) girl there.
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Pics or GTFO. :)
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[quote=g8rman95]Pics or GTFO. :) [/QUOTE]

Yeah. Come on man, you know the rules here. :)
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Before the widespread adoption of digital camera technology, boys. She was a walk-on on the UF track team though. Weird thing about her: she claimed she "didn't have sex" because of her religious beliefs and she was afraid of getting pregnant, but she was totally down with oral and anal.
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nice girl. 2 out of 3 holes ain't bad Doc!
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I don't remember if she was a virgin or not but I think if her in my head as the"technical virgin."
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I could be totally down with that for a while. Like Todd said, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
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