The Back Alley Archives

I went through the list. I'd only consider half to be serious offenses. Every offense I personally considered to be serious, Meyer's action was to remove that individual from the program. For the record, I considered serious to be a violence, weapon related, or drug use beyond marijuana. Sorry, I ju...

The GF and Lauren are both 30. I'm guessing they are twins. (Though, based on photos, Lauren was blessed with better genes.) I always thought Rainey was overrated. There are a few players on Florida's offense who I think are/were hyped up beyond their talent, and he's one. As for Urban, this doesn't...

Also, Kelley now wants the charges dropped:

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2010/sep/14/141129/gators-rainey-charged-with-sending-threatening-tex/sports/

Interestingly enough, the girlfriend is Kelley Anderson and her sister, Lauren Anderson, is the one who called the cops. If the name Lauren Anderson sounds familiar, it's because you've probably seen her before: http://www.gatorcountry.com/images/uploads/laurenanderson.jpg Former Playboy model and M...

Nice detective work. I wish I could see his profile. Anyone know Matt's last name? I wonder if he's on Facebook.

Toothy is my hero.

Crying over the ledge.

Well, if that's the case, I'll stop paying mine, too, for as long as we have troops in Iraq.

Same thing, no?

I don't think he stands a chance against Natalie Gulbis.

http://www.cbssports.com/columns/story/13073188/esquire-lands-knockdown-shot-right-on-kiffins-kisser?tag=column_3;tabSet_expert_div

http://www.esquire.com/women/the-sexiest-woman-alive/bracket-tournament/natalie-gulbis-vs-lane-kiffin

Gator basketball . . . CRAPTASTIC!

Jesus. Who do we have left?

1. Paul Allen (cancer) 2. Lindsay Lohan (cocaine) 3. George H. W. Bush (pneumonia) 4. Urban Meyer (heart attack) 5. Rick Pitino (syphilis) 6. Aretha Franklin (obesity) 7. Courtney Love (drugs) 8. Ayman al-Zawahiri (bomb) 9. Kim Jong-il (stroke) 10. Tila Tequila (suicide) 11. Bobby Bowden (boredom) 1...

Bye bye, Carroll:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4810861

Where do you see that Dunlap is leaving?

I'm still in shock.

I really like Chris Petersen from Boise State as a possible replacement. But that's just me.

Imma side with Jimmy and Toothy on this: drunk and fucking idiot.

Hope it was worth it.

Hey hey Ho Ho
Addazio has got to go

Todd, it's like you are reading my mind today.

Um, I agree with everything here, too!

Agree 100% Todd.

College basketball starts tomorrow night. Big Blue Madness will be televised on ESPN2 or ESPNU. I know most of you could care less but the excitement in the Commonwealth with Coach Cal and this year's class has been reaching an all time high. I can't wait for January 12th when I get to go up to Gvi...

LOL. Basically. Nine shotguns? It's Gainesville, not Detroit.

That sucks. She's pretty good, too.

http://www.wesh.com/news/21307774/detail.html

Thanks for the update!

The first time you eat a "real meal" after this, you better have a bathroom nearby.

Bingo! I was trying to make a Zooker joke.