The Back Alley Archives

Fucking schools nowadays. And they question why the US is falling behind in education.

Hmm $32K a month. cry me a river.

Invisible aircraft carrier? Sounds like lots of stock footage of an empty ocean.

I know this is late but I hope all of you down there made it through the storm OK.

This world will miss him for sure. RIP

I hope WM is serious when he says he will open it up this week at aTm.

She is nothing special. But, even having said that, he out-kicked his coverage.

Is the rest of the NFL going to use kid gloves on the rookie?

That's pretty funny.

Lmao

Dick needs a lesson on the definition of the word float.

I swear, if I weren't in a professional setting, I would have that exchange as my ringtone.

What ain't no country I ever heard of; they speak English in What?

I'll wait while Rad checks.

Um..WTF? Who has time for that shit?

And the writer of the article gives the shops a hard time for not knowing who it is, when he even refers to the kid as Bobby King, not Bobby Hill.

Can we get Kate Upton to do a V-jay-jay version, sans black box.

I would hate to have a huge black box for a pee pee.

Ha, the whole time I was reading down through that my thought was the same as your quote that I finally got to.

What are the average and max scores on SATs now? 1920 average means nothing to me since 1600 was as high as you could go when I took them.

Man, what happened to trial in the morning and hanging at noon. The system is sooooooooooooo sloooooooooooow.

Couldn't possibly have been posted by a Longhorn fan. Nah, no way.

[quote=radbag]i will ask your mom[/quote]

poty

The third party in a three party system.

I noticed....now.

Wow, so full of flawed arguments I had to stop reading about a third of the way through.