Tonight I learned that my five-year-old son is learning to "be proactive" and to keep in his "personal space."
In P.E.
And instead of taking a nap, they do breathing exercises.
What the fucking fuck?
What the fuck are they teaching my kid?
What the fuck are they teaching my kid?
At least they are teaching him to be productive instead of reproductive. 
mile:
mile:There was once a person named rock
Who most here would gladly coldcock
Not afraid to look dumb
To the pub he would come
And whatever he said was a crock
Who most here would gladly coldcock
Not afraid to look dumb
To the pub he would come
And whatever he said was a crock
What the fuck are they teaching my kid?
he doesn't know how to breathe?
What the fuck are they teaching my kid?
Yeah, I don't know how he's made it this far without taking Fundamentals of Breathing 101.
What the fuck are they teaching my kid?
Fucking schools nowadays. And they question why the US is falling behind in education.
Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.