The Back Alley Archives

For me, listening to the Carpenters music.

Not music for a tough guy, but we can definitely agree that most men and women would find Karen to be very pretty in her prime.

***Sorry about that, false alarm.

The new GC page just made it impossible to navigate.

I'm all for going back to florida.scout.com

Looks like GC has had quite a few updates the past few months or so. The Pub no longer there?

Def not GC. Florida.Scout.Com, I'm somewhat partial to. The crowd has changed so much from 04-06, when I was a douchebag on the boards, lol while I was in my teens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-csA4icQXh4

As I've always said...

How are politicians like sperm? Only 1 in a million turn out to be a human being.

I've always said that car acronyms are slightly funny, because most if not all of them have quite a degree of truth to them... e.g. FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily, Found On Road Dead, Fast Only Rolling Downhill HONDA = Hold On, Never Done Accelerating GM = Government Motors BMW = Broke My Wallet VW = Ve...

LOL that looks like something from 50 Shades of Grey. Btw, a great novel for my tastes.

We're surrounded by and are constantly making contact with first order Hydrogen molecules.

"H0MOs"

You'll see why this picture is funny once you click on the story.



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... er-72.html

Ha.

ripemupshocks is lame, he starts a specific thread just to mention your name, lol.

Want an erection?

People like this make me believe that there should be an IQ test in order to vote.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ma ... 16401.html

Miami of Ohio is a joke, that place is so mild and underwhelming, it'd be like USF at best. Commuter campus 100%.

Surprised Athens, GA is not on the top 10.

Lexington, KY has always seemed underwhelming to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XNUEINIVFo&list=FLadtnSGrf6Df8NJBoEuu00w&index=69 The partying and dancing in that video is the least of my focus. 1:52 mark is classic - "anytime you have a rapist on the loose and a rapist who likes to commit murders, that is not a good thing for any ...

At least she doesn't have a John David Booty.

People nowadays get offended at everyone, I'd rather hear "hate speech" or "offensive speech" than people trying to censor others. Stupid chinks, gooks, and mongoloids nowadays. Edit: Just FYI for all the non-regulars here... I am Chinese myself. (and 1/8 French if anyone gives a...

Not photoshopped - the sign should have said "James Earl JONES", but accidentally said James Earl Ray.

For those NBA fans...

Rudy Gay and Kevin Love. Maybe the T-Wolves will try to get them on the same team, who knows.

The prosecution and media is a joke. Case in point: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57591520-504083/george-zimmerman-trial-neighbor-testifies-trayvon-martin-was-straddling-zimmerman-moments-before-fatal-gunshot/ CBS has to use that particular photo of the witness, as if implying he is doing a...

I try not to talk about politics too much, because everyone knows I'm a right-wing conservative asshole. I personally do consider myself much alike Bushmaster, Kansasgator, and Mocgator on the GC THFSG forums. I remember one time I had told Vertigo to forget about trying to find a middle ground with...

I'm going to throw napalm and rattle the sabres... I do not believe that there is anything wrong (morally and biblically) to wiretapping. If a peeping tom goes on your property to look through windows, one can claim that there is an unauthorized individual or trespasser on the property, where he is ...

I re-read this again today. Funny stuff, lol.

I have noticed, his GF does resemble Verti's daughter quite a bit...

He himself looks a bit like John Travolta.

Is this the dumbest award (high school or not) ever or what? For a "Human Sexuality and Development" class during my HS days, after I improved my semester grade. Let all the jokes begin.