Car acronyms

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rock8591
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Car acronyms

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I've always said that car acronyms are slightly funny, because most if not all of them have quite a degree of truth to them...

e.g. FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily, Found On Road Dead, Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HONDA = Hold On, Never Done Accelerating
GM = Government Motors
BMW = Broke My Wallet
VW = Very Worthless
KIA = Killed In Action
Toyota = Takes One Yellow Oriental To Assemble
Chrysler = Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
Dodge = Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Last edited by rock8591 on Sun Sep 15, 2013 3:40 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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