Today I Learned

[DocZaius]

That there are enormous caves full of cheese in Missouri.

https://blog.farmlinkproject.org/stories-and-features/cheese-caves-and-food-surpluses-why-the-u-s-government-currently-stores-1-4-billion-lbs-of-cheese

 

[Juggs]

hope they don't get a rat infestation

 

[Evil gator]

I know the people who own those caves

 

[DocZaius]

I know the people who own those caves

Can you hook me up? I like cheddar.

 

[Gatorbreeze]

That or gouda, but it looks like it's American only.

 

[Evil gator]

They also store gov records and other secretive shit; I imagine the end scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark where they store the ark with all those other boxes

 

[Juggs]

That or gouda, but it looks like it's American only.

I thought it was shit government cheese.

 

[52:20]

That or gouda, but it looks like it's American only.

I thought it was shit government cheese.

I’ve never had gov cheese but my wife did as a child and she always talks about how much she loved it. Kids love shitty cheese though, my son will shit all over quality cheeses in favor of the shitty Kraft cheese packet for Mac and cheese

 

[Panamag8or]

That or gouda, but it looks like it's American only.

I thought it was shit government cheese.

I’ve never had gov cheese but my wife did as a child and she always talks about how much she loved it. Kids love shitty cheese though, my son will shit all over quality cheeses in favor of the shitty Kraft cheese packet for Mac and cheese

YSYWM, that stuff is gold.

 

[Juggs]

That or gouda, but it looks like it's American only.

I thought it was shit government cheese.

I’ve never had gov cheese but my wife did as a child and she always talks about how much she loved it. Kids love shitty cheese though, my son will shit all over quality cheeses in favor of the shitty Kraft cheese packet for Mac and cheese

I loved kraft singles american when I was a kid. I can take it on a grilled cheese now but I can't remember the last time I actually bought that stuff. Kid memories are not to be trusted

 

[Evil gator]

I thought it was shit government cheese.

I’ve never had gov cheese but my wife did as a child and she always talks about how much she loved it. Kids love shitty cheese though, my son will shit all over quality cheeses in favor of the shitty Kraft cheese packet for Mac and cheese

I loved kraft singles american when I was a kid. I can take it on a grilled cheese now but I can't remember the last time I actually bought that stuff. Kid memories are not to be trusted

Ahaha I know, my big brother would cut them into little tiny squares for me and I adored it. We were staying at an Airbnb and that had some so I put one on a burger - terrible

 

[52:20]

I still do Kraft singles for cheeseburgers, had one for lunch actually. Can’t beat regular American cheese on a hamburger.

 

[Irish Mike]

Weezy Jefferson was 21 years older than George Jefferson.

 

[DocZaius]

Thanks, now that I know this I have to throw out my smartwatch.

https://www.pcmag.com/news/your-smartwatchs-heart-rate-monitor-was-developed-by-a-furry

 

[DocZaius]

Today I learned how fat you have to be to stop bullets before they reach a vital organ.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/276919/how-fat-do-you-need-to-be-to-make-yourself-bulletproof/

 

[Evil gator]

but if you're bigger you're an easier target