⚡ACHTUNG!⚡ The "I still got it" thread

[Evil gator]

I think I win for random uncomfortable advances, I got hit on by a very rough looking salvation army donation bell ringer at the grocery store lol. My husband was getting a cart and didn't overhear but said "was that real or some homeless scam?" so i either got hit on by a real salvation army guy or a homeless poser.

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[Irish Mike]

I had an old drunk broad follow me around for 2 days at a resort I went to for my birthday a few months back. She would come sit right next to me wherever I sat and didn't give a shit that my wife was right next to me.

 

[DocZaius]

I haven't been hit on in quite a while, but my mom still thinks I'm a catch.

 

[Juggs]

The woman I'm dating has amazingly solid, athletic legs/ass for a broad her age (she's older). She was a professional jockey for 20 years....make from that what you will (this whistle emoji sucks).

A younger chick at publix this weekend was blatantly eye fucking me and winked at me while her boyfriend was getting shit at the deli.