News Possum news (and memes)

I was sitting outside smoking a cigar, around dusk, and a coon walked right by me towards my cats food. So damn hyper focused on the food it didn't even see me less than 5 feet away.
 
I'd be having a word with the manager about an imminent inspection.
 
Funny. This stupid coon walks right up to me at dusk not realizing I'm there to eat my cat food.

I was gonna trap it and let it go out by San Felasco. Now I'm thinking I may drive it out further and shoot the pesky twat.
 
Possums ain't scared of shit. I had game camera videos of huge raccoons and bobcats giving them lots of room at the deer feeder.
 
yeah when I was a kid I had heard about playing possum so I cornered one in our yard and it hissed and charged at me, probably rabid

ran inside and my mom told me what a dumbass i was lol
 
Evil gator said:
yeah when I was a kid I had heard about playing possum so I cornered one in our yard and it hissed and charged at me, probably rabid

ran inside and my mom told me what a dumbass i was lol
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In my 20s my dog got ahold of one in my backyard. There were no visible injuries but it was just laying there. I completely spaced out about the phrase "playing possum" (I was very high) so to make sure it wasn't suffering I bashed it with a shovel. Oops.
 
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