🤷WTF? Jesus Simulator

[DocZaius]

Blasphemy or just good wholesome fun?

Finally, a video game that lets you play as Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ is coming... in a video game. 'I Am Jesus Christ' lets you play as the Son of God, turning water into wine and all that.

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As Jesus, players can use telekinesis to enhance their carpentry skills, charge up their "Holy Spirit energy" to perform miracles, invigorate a wedding reception by turning water into wine, teleport inside a sick child's blood stream for healing, and avoid a ball of hellfire that is Satan in the desert. (Boss fight, anyone?)

 

[Evil gator]

Like a lot of new fangled religious stuff - I don’t know

 

[Juggs]

teleport inside a sick child's blood stream for healing

hahahaha

 

[DocZaius]

I would like to see how far you can go out of character. How violent can you get when throwing the money-changers out of the temple? Can you miracle your way out of the crucifixion? Fight Caiaphas to the death?

 

[Juggs]

Instead of flipping a table, I want to put the tax collectors through the tables, WWE style.