The Back Alley Archives

3 guys are jumping off a building, and each were to say what they wanted to become and will turn into it.

For example...1st guy jumps off and says "bird!" and he turned into a bird.

2nd guy jumps off and says "airplane!"

3rd guy jumps off, and forgot what he was supposed to do. He saw that he was falling towards the ground and said "oh shit!!"

I heard Gators515151 retired...

He won the lottery, with the numbers 1, 5, 11, 15, 51.

Two guys walk into a bar. The first orders H20. The second orders H20 too. The second guy died.

Did you hear that lame joke involving Sodium?

Na.

What do you call a female defendant sitting in the judge's lap?

An honorable discharge.