The Back Alley Archives

OK I am going to vent right now so I can move on, and I need to vent to a sympathetic audience. My apologies for shouting.

THIS TEAM IS A FUCKING PATHETIC FUCKING BUNCH OF FUCKING STUMBLEBUMS!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY DOING DURING THE OFF WEEK, HAVING A BIG FUCKING CIRCLE JERK???? THE ONLY THING GOOD ABOUT THIS TEAM ARE DEMPS AND RAINEY, THE REST OF THIS TEAM, AND I AM INCLUDING THE COACHING STAFF AS WELL, FUCKING SUCKS!!! WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP DOING THE SAME FUCKING UP THE FUCKING MIDDLE FUCKING PLAY THAT NEVER FUCKING WORKS, WHEN THE FUCKING OFFENSIVE LINE SUCKS AS FUCKING BAD AS IT FUCKING DOES????? WHERE THE FUCK WAS GILLESLEE IN THIS PLAN FOR A STRAIGHT UP RUNNER?? WHEN THE FUCK ARE THE RECEIVERS GOING TO STEP UP? THESE PATHETIC LOSERS COULDN'T CATCH A FUCKING COLD!!!!! WHERE IS THE FUCKING PASS DEFENSE?? WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T REED PLAY QB FOR A WHILE?? WHEN THE FUCK DOES BRANTLEY GRADUATE???? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE GATORS - WITH TIM LEAVING DID THE TEAM FORGET HOW TO FUCKING PLAY THE FUCKING GAME?? VINCE LOMBARDI USED TO START EVERY TRAINING CAMP WITH THE PHRASE "GENTELMEN, THIS IS A FOOTBALL" I THINK THIS TEAM NEEDS TO START ON A MORE REMEDIAL LEVEL, LIKE LEARNING HOW TO SPELL WORDS LIKE FOOTBALL, RECEPTION, CATCH, FORWARD MOMENTUM, BLOCKING, AND TACKLE!!!!!

FUCK!! I HATE FUCKING LOSING TO FUCKING GEORGIA!!!!! WE MIGHT BEAT VANDY AND FURMAN, LOSE TO SC AND FSU!! EMERALD BOWL HERE WE COME, MAYBE!! CAN THE "SUCK FOR LUCK" CAMPAIGN IN THE NFL WORK FOR THE GATORS?????

*Deep Breath* Thank you. I feel better now. Now I can go on with my weekend. Sorry for shouting.

Yeah, it was disgraceful. I love how Game 6 of the World Series went 10-9 in 11 innings and all of a sudden the sports motormouths were all like "Greatest Game Ever"? It was full of errors. It was terribly played. It was full of bad pitching.

Well, the CBS guys were like, Thank God we got a close game. Yeah. Close to the worst college football game of the year.

Brantley was, if I'm not mistaken, 2 for 14 in the second half. Your mother could complete 2 for 14, and she'd be harder to sack, and that's saying a lot, because I've proven that your mom's pretty easy to sack.

UGA receivers dropped some easy balls. They could easily have blown us out if they didn't hate the football so much. On the other hand, when UGA needed six, man, they were money.

I think the coaching leaves a lot to be complaining about. Hello -- you can't find any solution to this? You can't fucking trick-play us out of this? In the second half, it's like we got punched in the mouth once and we just decided we'd give up all the lunch money, without a fight, forever.

That our defense showed some pluck is only small consolation. I mean, shit. We recruit a team full of four-star guys. We'll be able to make a stop now and then without a fucking coaching staff.

All I'll say is: don't be so quick putting the Vandy game in the win column. Those guys would fucking love to knock us off, and I don't see leadership, details, or know-how on this team. Vandy will come hard. Should we beat them? Yes. But if they manage to contain our kick returners, we lose.

What that might mean is this: first losing season since 0-10-1 in 1979. Hello -- we played a 1 v. 2 in December 2009. WTF?

As far as Brantley sucking in the 2nd half, I don't think he could plant his ankle and thus couldn't throw accurately.

^^^Why did they leave him in? Either one of those guys could throw swing passes which is mostly what he was throwing anyway. Oh well...this is one of those years, I guess.

The thing that is truly inexcusable is the coaching. They need to adjust, just like Meyer did for Chris Leak. They had two weeks to prepare, and they keep doing stupid shit like that up the middle play. That play is a running joke at our Gator alumni club because it never fucking works, yet they insist on doing it. Its almost like Addazio is back play calling.

What the fuck did they do for those two weeks? The amazing thing too was that Georgia was not much better.

I agree with Toothy - I could easily see us dropping the rest of our games. Good. Maybe that would be the kick in the ass this team needs. As pathetic as they were yesterday, I am now actually looking forward to the end of the season.

I hope everyone involved gets a world of shit from all quarters this week! They all deserve it!

crofoot showed leadership skills...i liked the way he grabbed philips after his missed FG and kept his head in the game...

And Phillips did make some good kicks after that one.

It was good seeing Phillips connect on those other two after the first miss.

Chris Rainey cost us that game. His fumble and then two passes right through his hands costs us dearly. 14 point swing in fact. He missed a catch that was a sure TD and then the fumble that led to a UGA TD. Unacceptable for an upperclassman.

Good point Todd. However, we shouldn't have been in that position in first place, as the whole team stunk up the joint. Don't forget that bullshit interference call on that GA drive that gave them a first down too.

[quote=TheTodd]

Chris Rainey cost us that game. His fumble and then two passes right through his hands costs us dearly. 14 point swing in fact. He missed a catch that was a sure TD and then the fumble that led to a UGA TD. Unacceptable for an upperclassman.[/QUOTE]

in all fairness to rainey, he's an RB and not a WR...WRs know to keep their hands up on quick routes...he hands/arms were down on both quick hitters...his hands just weren't ready for the pass...and the first pass 'might've' been overthrown perhaps...not arguing though...just cutting him some slack

Yo. When Vanderbilt punks us in our house this weekend, I want to make sure they aren't allowed to dance on the big F painted in the center of our field, tear down our goalposts, or publicly fuck our cheerleaders.

I am not sure that we can prevent any of this, but I hope that we can. I pray that it does not happen. October was humiliating enough.

Out.

aaron rodgers kid brother is gonna romp

Rodgers has a kid brother? Hell, he could probably beat us singlehanded.

[quote=radbag]aaron rodgers kid brother is gonna romp[/QUOTE]

Great! Is he any good? Do you think we will be an underdog to them at home?

Refuckindacted, though you can imagine.

Girls, the girls, they love me.

At least we aren't raping kids. We really need to beat our Cocks this weekend. I call them our Cocks for two reasons:

1. It's damn funny and never gets old.
2. We've owned them and need to continue to do so.

+1000

I just trimmed four paragraphs of gaseous invective. I'm going to post just a few thoughts instead.

- Fucking terrible; I'm sure you all agree.
- This offensive line: is anyone coaching them? Are they just making shit up?
- I will not watch the bowl game. I cannot. It would be unhealthy.
- Zook's era was never this impotent. I go back with UF to 1988. In that time, this is clearly the low point.

Muschamp said on the post game interview that they knew they had issues on the line in the spring. These morons we have playing on the line are a bunch of pussies. I personally challenge them to prove their manliness. This team lacks so much talent it's crazy.

So, is there any way we can bring back Meyer before he signs with OSU?

I never thought I would say this, but I am extremely happy that football season is now over. I have never looked more forward to the end of a season as I do now. I am truly disgusted with this team and its coaches, and I feel worse than during the Zook years. I don't even want to pick them in my bowl pool (I will don't worry, but I know they will lose).

I think they should abstain from a bowl as they truly don't deserve to go to one. My brother in law said it best though, in that they should go to one to get the extra practices. Barring a miracle, I don't think any extra practice would help this team in any way.

Sorry to be so negative. I needed to get this off my chest in a friendly format, not FB, where I have Gator hating friends.

I hope that you all had a great Thanksgiving.

if you need practice 13 games into a season, you need more than just practice

True enough. And my old band director used to say that practice doesn't make perfect, perfect practice makes perfect.

We really need to get up to 85 scholly players. Some JUCO linemen could be a stop-gap until we can mature some younger talent.