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Mack can't see that despite having top 5 classes every year, we have the 58th ranked offense because Greg Davis is doing a good job.
'Twas the night before football season
‘Twas the night before football season and all was nice,
Little did we know that we would almost lose to Rice,
Although there were certainly some signs of immediate trouble,
The Longhorn fan base declared “Inexperience! We’ll improve on the double!”
Next we defeated Wyoming, the worst team in the nation,
The pundits declared, “Surely our squad is a defensive sensation.”
Alas we traveled to Lubbock, in hopes of victory
Not only did the burnt orange win, but they garnered not one STD
Then we ventured out to play UCLA on the 25th of September
And all but guaranteed this would not be a season to remember
Now Gilbert, Now Fozzy, Now Davis, Now Chiles,
We have touchdowns to score, won’t you try for a while?
So we lost to UCLA, who will not go to a bowl,
No player showed promise; we were bad as a whole.
Alas, we went to Dallas, and gorged on twice fried ducks,
As expected we lost by eight, and OU still sucks.
We accepted our fate as a pedestrian team,
And prepared to go to Nebraska, but with an improved scheme,
We played our best game, beating the Huskers again,
And we said, “So long Nebraska, now fuck off to the Big Ten!”
Most of the students decided to go out and stay up late,
So they would not wake up in time to watch us lose to Iowa State,
And now Mack Brown was mad, he was in quite a fury,
He said we would practice hard and improve in a hurry!
And so we geared up to play Baylor from Waco,
And we fucking lost…we lost to fucking Baylor…Fuck.
On Acho, On Williams, On Brown, On Keenan,
We must travel to Manhattan, Kansas, where we are favored for some reason!
Missed tackles, interceptions, we were hilariously bad,
We lost to Kansas State yet again, by a lot, which is sad.
“We can still make a bowl, it’s not too late!
Who cares if we screwed the pooch at home against Okie State?”
Lacking free Pluckers coupons, we are out of Texas Fight!
A disappointing season for all, fire Greg Davis, and goodnight