The Back Alley Archives

Discuss.

:chomp:

I don't want to watch. I'm a wuss.

Fuck them. I'm watching every minute. I want to feel this.

Agreed, fuck the Noles.

Come on, people. 40 minutes till kickoff.

The bourbon is flowing here.

FUUUUUUUCK YOU SEMINOLES, SEMINOLES FUCK YOUUUU.

I've been trying to teach my 2 year old nephew to shoot a bird so that he can properly accompany their disgusting chant with the "middle finger chop". His mom isn't terribly happy about my goal, but what are crazy uncles for? Somebody has to teach the boy this shit.

Fuck those guys. Hey, Jesse Palmer, STFU. I want to see the Gators warm up.

I've been trying to teach my 2 year old nephew to shoot a bird so that he can properly accompany their disgusting chant with the "middle finger chop".

I think it's no more inherently lame than the Gator chomp. But it does induce nausea hereabouts.

I think it's no more inherently lame than the Gator chomp. But it does induce nausea hereabouts.

Agreed about the inherent lameness, but context and subjectivity are the lifeblood of college football hatred.

Loved seeing Ahmad blow up Ponder's bitchass.

What the fuck, has Debose never heard of a stiff-arm?

Who the fuck is Robert Clark?

I'll take that return--if we can find a way to move the ball I'd rather our offense be on the field to let our D catch their breath anyway.

Who the fuck is Robert Clark?

3* freshman out of Palm Beach Dwyer.

They might be trying to pick on Moses...can't blame'em.

Our quarterbacks look like two-peckered owls. Jesus, just snap it to Rainey. He knows what to do with it.

I think it's no more inherently lame than the Gator chomp. But it does induce nausea hereabouts.

Agreed about the inherent lameness, but context and subjectivity are the lifeblood of college football hatred.

That's well said.

Wow, this team looks like it's being coached by Popeye. What the fuck. We have better ballplayers than they do. Line up and punch them in the mouth.

God, Moses is not very good.

No, he got schooled on that one.

OMFG, why put Brantley in at that point? WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

I never want to see bitchass Brantley take another snap in a Gator uniform.

I've got multiple friends on FB who are FSU fans but didn't go to school there and I'm being SUCH A DICK to them right now. Yes, I'm a sore loser when it comes to Gator football.

Well, you're gonna have a bowl to suffer through, probably about December 22.

The bowls in Florida are too good for us. We deserve Shreveport. This team is unbelievably bad. And look at the scores against ranked teams this year: so far, 0-3 with a combined score of 49-100. That's about to get worse.

I've been a defender of Meyer this year, but I'm rethinking this. The job has been miserably done. Is he the same coach he was a year ago?

Is he the same coach he was a year ago?

Nowhere close. He's a shadow of the coach we hired.