The Back Alley Archives

So only women should wash their hands? But we don't even touch our va-jay jay...I don't see why we should either as long as we use plenty of TP between our fingers and the "area".

Yeah, women's hands are cleaner than men's in the bathroom scenario. It's not like they go digging around in there.

I like the last slide. Baha!

I've been practicing this for years. The cleanest thing in a public bathroom is certainly my "thing".

Hell, if you're good, you can pee without laying hands on the member. Just open the window and whip it out.

AND, I get to say one of my favorite Seinfeld lines..."I don't know how you guys live with those things."

Hell, if you're good, you can pee without laying hands on the member. Just open the window and whip it out.

Very good point. The only reason to handle it is to insure it doesn't touch a foreign surface.

AND, I get to say one of my favorite Seinfeld lines..."I don't know how you guys live with those things."

And my favorite retort (not a Seinfeld line...purely an AA original)..."It's not half as hard as living without them." ;D

I don't piss on my hands and I know where it's been hanging around since my shower. I wash my hands before eating always because the door knob is far more germy than my Johnson.

Mine is clean enough to eat a bowl of.

I just have to hold mine up to keep it from hitting the floor.

I use a paper towel to open the door. It always disgusts me when people don't wash their hands.

I just have to hold mine up to keep it from hitting the floor.

LMAO

Mine is cleaner than any hoo-hah.