The Back Alley Archives

Loathe away.

Let the Sewanee Tiger scratch, Let the Yellow Jacket sting,
Let the Georgia Bulldog bite,
Alabama still is right!
And whether win or lose we smile,
For that's Bama's fighting style:
You're Dixie's football pride, Crimson Tide!
A-L-A-B-A-M-A
Chorus:
Yea, Alabama! Drown 'em Tide!
Every 'Bama man's behind you,
Hit your stride.
Go teach the Bulldogs to behave,
Send the Yellow Jackets to a watery grave.
And if a man starts to weaken,
That's a shame!
For Bama's pluck and grit have
Writ her name in Crimson flame.
Fight on, fight on, fight on men!
Remember the Rose Bowl, we'll win then.
So roll on to victory,
Hit your stride,
You're Dixie's football pride,
Crimson Tide, Roll Tide, Roll Tide!!

From Jimmy's FB page (didn't want to take the credit):

Q: What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

A: They can both live off a dead bear for 50 years.

F Bama.

Okay, this is bullshit. It's 3rd-and-1. It's 4th-and-1. Allegedly we have some backs. Allegedly we have some linemen. A fucking jump pass -- from Burton? Who doesn't even have pubic hair yet? No.

If we can't gain a yard, there's no reason for me to waste my time watching the second half.

Not good.

I'm just hoping Mcelroy, Ingram and Richardson die or at least leave in ambulances. I'm an asshole like that.

Looks like the refs have been paid off. Clear interference against Moore.

Chas Henry...nice kick! I'm a glass half full kind of girl.

Yeah, I've caught a few blocks in the back -- a few more than the paid officials have. Well, back to the drawing board.

I'm gettin in all kinds of trouble on Facebook. I hope I get defriended by multiple people tonight.

Just defriend them.

And another should'a been pass interference call. I tell y'all what: Saban must have sucked major cock or brought major cash to pay off the refs. There's been several CLEAR calls now.

Emmanuel Moody. What did I see in you?

Moody has always fucking sucked, truth be told. Completely overrated.

Well, Atlanta: there's absolutely no way we can play any worse than this. I mean, how many points have we left inside the five-yard-line?

I'm much happier losing tonight that I will (would) be losing in December in ATL.

There was just nothing good about this game...but then at one point Bill noticed we had more offensive yards than they did.

I won't say the things I'm thinking about their team right now. That's pure maturity I'm showing to keep myself from saying something I should never say.

I said this on FB, so sorry if this is a repeat for some of you. But....damn! Did you see the sweat DRIPPING.....POURING off of Pouncey's face when he would lean over to snap the ball? We saw it almost every time there was a close up of him getting ready to hike the dang ball. No wonder the ball is slipping out of his hands. Wouldn't this happen in practice in hot FL also? Can't he get a stupid towel SOMEWHERE during the game to dry off his hands from the sweat that pours off onto his hand on the ball? I'm not making any sense, as I don't know how he could dry off the ball/his hands before he snaps it. But it does seem like it would/could/maybe be a little bit of a factor in all those bad snaps. I've NEVER noticed that much sweat coming down off a center's face/chest in the past. Just never seen it. I know centers sweat, and P. is not the first one to sweat during a game, but this was an incredible amount for it to show so clearly with the close up shots. I'm ranting....ranting....ranting.

And... our offensive line was so overpowered by that defensive line. Fastest def line I've seen in a while. Obviously, our O line just totally couldn't handle it tonight. :-(

South Carolina will be another tuff one. And you can NEVER tell what will happen with GA no matter what the record/season either team is having. I'm glad we play LSU at home. I'm not counting on going to Atlanta again this year. I'll be very happy if we can go, but I'll take it one game at a time. Also, throw out all the wins and loses when we play FSU. Theirs and ours. That game is always up for grabs. I've seen each team win when they were total underdogs.

I could go on and on with my boring rant. Gotta try to get some sleep. It's still really GREAT to be a FL GATOR!

I agree that I wouldn't trade being a Gator for anything in the world but I came close to losing my mind on some folks on FB tonight who had no real reason to root one way or the other and the assholes were laughing at us at different points in the game.

I think I ended up de-friending a couple of them but I can't be sure at this point, to be honest.

Moody has always fucking sucked, truth be told. Completely overrated.

Ugh, YES. I agree.

I'm not sure which is more painful at this point: the loss or this morning's hangover.

That was ugly.

Once you've had your ass handed to you, what do you do next? It's Sunday, and you've got a double handful of ass. Your own.

I started drinking early today. Easily the best way to deal with both my hangover and the ass whoopin' we got.

You demote your OC so he can concentrate on the OL and get someone else on staff to be the OC.