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The federal government: now hiring retarded attorneys

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:18 pm
by DocZaius
http://volokh.com/2010/02/03/seeking-qualified-mentally-retarded-lawyers/
From a Justice Department job announcement for “up to 10 experienced attorneys for the position of Trial Attorney in the Voting Section in Washington, D.C.”:

The Civil Rights Division encourages qualified applicants with targeted disabilities to apply. Targeted disabilities are deafness, blindness, missing extremities, partial or complete paralysis, convulsive disorder, mental retardation, mental illness, severe distortion of limbs and/or spine. Applicants who meet the qualification requirements and are able to perform the essential functions of the position with or without reasonable accommodation are encouraged to identify targeted disabilities in response to the questions in the Avue application system seeking that information.

The federal government: now hiring retarded attorneys

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:52 pm
by MinGator
Only the Gov't.

The federal government: now hiring retarded attorneys

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:26 pm
by G8rMom7
Finally Rham Emmanuel will have someone in gov't to call "f-ing retarded" that really are!!! That was horrible, I know.

The federal government: now hiring retarded attorneys

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:17 pm
by annarborgator
Wait a second. You mean the government hires non-disabled people?! That's news to me. ;)

The federal government: now hiring retarded attorneys

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:24 am
by bluegrassg8r
I don't even know what to say. Retarded? Holy shit, can you imagine the courtroom scene? "You honor, I would like to take this time to say that ponies are pretty."