The Back Alley Archives

Why did we only have 2 captains at the coin toss? Who is Sorrentino? Where was Tebow?!

Woooooo we won the coin toss!

GOOOOO GATORS!

I am already hating these hyperactive, crowd-hyping, steroidal Ohio cocksuckers with their dreams of greatness.

Let's drop a load on them.

OK. Here is what I don't like about Addazio: all the damn stop routes we have receivers like Deonte Thompson running. This kid is fast. Could we please try to hit him on a slant or a corner pattern now and then? Or can our QB not hit it?

The crossing pattern over the middle Deonte just caught: thank you. Preferable.

These refs suck.

Nice catch by Deonte and nice run by Tim. Love this team! Ready to score on this drive.

Demps: Knew it was a left arm as soon as he hit. You could hear the crowd gasp in horror as they replayed it in the dome.

Ellen Page is pretty hot.

Let us just reflect: our #1 running back just went down and it doesn't worry me a bit. I love the age of infinite depth.

that looked nasty! ouch!

if i were a guy, i'd do ellen page.

Tebow is pretty sharp tonight.

These chubby little Cincinnati pin-dicks with their shopping-mall tattoos.

Why doesn't Tebow throw the damn ball away?

Gators came to play!

Pissed about the Cincinnati guy who landed knees-first on Demps. He was already hurt, but that was clearly punk-ass. Let's bury them.

I *heart* Aaron Hernandez and Deonte Thompson!

There have been two great commercials tonight. The first was the socks commercial where the dad is inventing some new glue because socks don't fit and they're sick of it! The second was that one two minutes ago about Bud Light and Wheat hooking up.

Son, we knew Troy Smith. We neutralized Troy Smith. You're no Troy Smith.

For the record, Tebow is 15 for 16 at this point.

I'd say we came to play. Sending this amazing group out right. Keep it up, boys.

Let's BURY these fuckers, then I hope Bama rolls. I would be pleased to wind up #2. There's no overcoming what happened December 5, but I want to see Bama destroy Texas too.

preach on, toothy!

THAT is what I'm talking about: a half-mile completion to Mr. Cooper. Three minutes left: let's get another!

This defense is a thing of beauty. Of beauty. That hot-shit QB in white just wants it to be over.

How could it go so wrong in Atlanta?

I wish I knew... that game was like the twilight zone.

Major Wright is laying the wood tonight. Our whole defense is hitting hard.

OMG, Wondy Pierre-Louis is playing his last game for Florida. Hasn't he been there since Spurrier?

Going to be weird to have all new names on defense next year.

OMG, Wondy Pierre-Louis is playing his last game for Florida. Hasn't he been there since Spurrier?

Don't jinx it, I thought the same thing with Dan Werner last year. That asshole is still here.