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Have you ever known someone who was so stunningly hideous that you couldn't look away, despite your revulsion?

I try not to comment on the way people look. Heaven knows that I'm no prize, but - FUCK! - if I looked like this girl, I'd be depressed.

Come on...is that a girl, really?

she chews her fingernails....ewwwwwww.

Oink oink

shit now TT is going to be lurking in this thread all day instead of posting.

That's a dude.

just saw TT.

he's lurking about anonymously.

she chews her fingernails....ewwwwwww.

and everything else in sight it would apear.

that's a man........man.

Holy fucking shit...that can't be a woman. Ugly + fat = Ricky puking

How could you leave the house looking like that? I understand that you have to shake what your mama gave you, but I'd be in a constant state of depression if I were that hideous. Jesus...

Where's hoppy? It's like this thread was made just for him.

^^^lol, seriously!

There's a woman like that around here where I work. Looks a lot like the person in the picture, only with more of a beard
and mustache. But it's a woman.

Is it just me or does it look like she has some medical condition? The nose and the lips look more than just super fat. They look malformed or something.

I wish my friend's brother could see this...he's a neurosurgeon who diagnoses people he sees in public out of sheer habit. Don't worry, he does it quietly and respectfully--behind their back.

That picture doesn't even look real.

i agree with aa. something's not right there.

i agree with aa. something's not right there.

I've been drinking a bit in preparation for this game, so forgive me for asking...

Would you service her for $100,000 (if not, how much would it take)?

i agree with aa. something's not right there.

I've been drinking a bit in preparation for this game, so forgive me for asking...

Would you service her for $100,000 (if not, how much would it take)?

questions:

cash?

who would need to know?

lights on or off?

I think that constitutes a yes.

I think that constitutes a yes.

Everyone's a whore. It's just a matter of price.

Is it just me or does it look like she has some medical condition? The nose and the lips look more than just super fat. They look malformed or something.

I wish my friend's brother could see this...he's a neurosurgeon who diagnoses people he sees in public out of sheer habit. Don't worry, he does it quietly and respectfully--behind their back.

Could be acromegaly. She's no Andre the Giant, though.

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BTTT, because here I go again on my own.

You spoiled my supper Doc! Dammit!