The Back Alley Archives

Posted: **Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:07 pm**

not right. can one of you artsies please explain this?

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Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:46 am**

Is that pic from the pool party you hosted and posted pics of in the Pub?

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:09 am**

I haven't a clue. Is he trying to move people out of the way of his water-spitting turtle, or is he trying to stop them from doing something? I'm with you, rad...wtf?

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:18 am**

I haven't a clue. Is he trying to move people out of the way of his water-spitting turtle, or is he trying to stop them from doing something? I'm with you, rad...wtf?

that might be greece's version of the 'heisman trophy' [img]{SMILIES_PATH}/vconfused.gif[/img]

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:39 am**

The tortoise is a symbol of time. He is riding time, trying to hold back the inevitable
so he can enjoy gluttony and the pleasures of the flesh for a little while longer.

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:40 am**

Or maybe the patron is a fat guy that has a tortoise fetish.

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:42 am**

Looks like Phil Fulmer to me, someone needs to paint an Orange T on his chest.

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:43 am**

It's gotta be a primitive security system...who would fuck with a 4'5" obese, bearded, spitting tortoise-riding maniac.

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:52 am**

The tortoise is a symbol of time. He is riding time, trying to hold back the inevitable
so he can enjoy gluttony and the pleasures of the flesh for a little while longer.

You are so money.

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:55 am**

that can't be comfy on the 'nads.

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:51 pm**

tsifu.

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:23 pm**

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