The Back Alley Archives

think i'd better not click that at work

i'm with mlr on this one. will it get me in doo doo at work?

Damn, she likes the powder.

concur w/ mlr and pnes.

i can't get past a handie...................

Damn I danced with her, took her to dinner, then to an art museum then an amusment park, spent all my hard earned money and all I got was a good night kiss from the bitch.

At least I got to see her nekid on the second date. I give up.

one of the guys here keeps going out to dinner with her but winds up getting shit to show for it. [img]{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lmao.gif[/img]

i went skinny dipping and took a shower, but that was it.

lmao i really need to read what's gonna happen before i click.

i bet i found the weirdest thing in the game....you can follow her into the bathroom when she goes to pee?!? wtf? it shows her sitting on the toilet hahahahahahahaha this is nuts.

i played with it for 45 minutes. really amusing. she seems like a lush as drunk as she gets.

dinner art and amusement park...then nada bitch

My buddy at work actually got to suck face with her in the hot tub. That was pretty exciting!

In the living room, there's a laptop...read the laptop and there's a pretty weak FAQ on the game. States that there are over 800 different scenarios and over 580 different pictures. I've played it all day and have only seen around 50ish.

We ate steaks, went for a drive and ended up buying liquor at a liquor store (should have bought the porn mags instead) took her back home, felt her boobs and she passed out on the kitchen table. I carried her to her room and undressed her at which time she woke up and told me to put my pants back on and leave. I'll never get laid after that date.

Here is one of the solutions. I just got laid. You make out and dance a little in the living room, then take her to dinner, then to the museum, answer all the questions right and then stay downtown, go to the nightclub. Buy her 1 martini then dance with her, when the stranger messes with her you punch him out, the bouncer kicks the two of you out and you take her home, after she changes into casual dress you take a drive to the convience store. When you get to the store she wants you to fuck her in the parking lot and you score. Yoo hoo.

Radbag had it right. "Try your hand" is the best advice here.

eh, it's more boob than i've seen all week. was worth the cheap thrill.

lol urap. i will say that i saw better boob about 45 minutes ago at salty dog.

I've only been able to "caress" her chest a few times, a couple of times naked. This game is about to drive me friggin' crazy.

I've only been able to "caress" her chest a few times, a couple of times naked. This game is about to drive me friggin' crazy.

welcome to the land of the insane.

i can't get shit off this girl

Golden shower.

And my hand is the winnar!

eh, she's not my type anyway.