Wait. Wait. Jack Handey is a REAL person?
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:32 am
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“I hope your article can clear up all the confusion,” Senator Al Franken told me when I contacted him. “Jack Handey is a real person, and he wrote all the ‘Deep Thoughts.’ Not me.”