The Back Alley Archives

So over the weekend I got an e-mail that my college fraternity has been suspended indefinitely for several unspecified "violations of the [national] Fraternity's standards." It got sent to a HUGE e-mail list and of course everyone is hitting "reply all" to discuss it.

Now I went to a very small liberal arts college in a mostly backwards southern state and the frat is even smaller and more backwards. I'd say during the last twenty years, the frat hasn't had more than 35 members at a time and that's being generous.

But what we lacked in quality we made up for in quantity. Lots of lawyers are alumni of my fraternity, and even a few doctors.

But one guy in the e-mail list I had no idea about. This one guy is rich, powerful, and responsible for a good portion of traffic on the internet. More importantly, he is literally responsible for entertaining millions of lonely men (and some women).

That guy is the founder and CEO of Brazzers. Yes, THAT Brazzers.

How do I know? He signs his e-mails with "CEO and Founder / Brazzers.com".

Now it could be a joke. Surely I would have heard about it, right?

Should I comment on it to the e-mail list? "Hey, love your work! Brazzers has gotten me through many a cold and lonely night!"

Did you know the guy or have you ever met him? Did he seem like the type to become a porn mogul? Let him know his company does excellent work.

I dated a woman in college who seemed to be on the path to act in porn. Honestly, it would not have shocked me one bit. She was a couple of years younger than me. After I graduated, I went back one time to get some letters of reference and visit with old friends. I was hanging out with one buddy of mine and asked about her. He tells me she ended up withdrawing from school after one semester her junior, moved up to Jacksonville/St Augustine (her hometown), and was dancing in a strip club. I should've gone up there to see her.

No, I had no idea. I didn't know him - I think he graduated several years after me. I'm leaning toward the joke theory, though.

I know a girl from high school who ended up doing a lot of local modeling gigs - you know, like bikini stuff advertising beer. It wouldn't surprise me if she started stripping at some point.

That's too bad. It'd be a great story if it was for real.

The girl I dated, Thea was her name, was simply put, the biggest freak I've ever met. I was friends with her roommate, who introduced us. I was a senior and she was a sophomore. Very pretty blond girl, she had her tongue, nipples, belly button, and labia pierced--and this is in the mid-90's before any of that was mainstream. We started dating and she was fun to be around, but revealed very little about her past. All I ever learned was she was raised by her grandmother for at least part of her childhood.

The first time I fucked her was when I learned how much of a freak she was. She wanted to keep going all night, over and over again. It was really physical with her to the point that I had bruises all over the next day. Her roommate told me later, "Wow, Thea really likes you." I asked her what she meant by that and she tells me, "Since I've known her, Thea's always had three or four guys she sees for sex. Not boyfriends, just sex. Since she started dating you, she dumped any of the other guys she was seeing before you. She's never done that before."

I asked Thea about it and she kind of brushed it off as just playing around, but that she was serious about me. Girl wanted sex all the time, so we'd do it in public, in the car, wherever. My roommate hated her, because she was really loud in bed. One night, I was going out with a buddy of mine and she asked if she could tag along. I said sure. We had a couple of drinks later in the evening and she got horny and wanted sex. I told her she's have to wait until we'd dropped my friend off. She offered to do a threesome. She was just wild as shit.

I dumped her because the relationship remained superficial in a lot of ways. There was obviously stuff in her past she didn't want to reveal. One night, we went out and she got plastered, even though I warned her to pace herself. I had to take her home and put her to bed. The next morning, she wakes me up at like 6 in the morning and I ask her what's up? Then I noticed she was pissing in the bed before she passed out again. I had to clean that up, take her clothes off her, take the sheets off the bed, put it all in the laundry. I was really annoyed. Later she came out of the bedroom wearing my clothes and wanting to know what happened to her's. She didn't remember any of it. I ended it a few days later.

But I still hit that several more times before I graduated. And then she went on to stripping and the rest is history. I do kind of wish I'd stayed in touch with her. Maybe I'll see if she's on Facebook.

Reading your stories I feel like I hung out with the wrong crowd when I was younger.

Funny thing is I was super studious the first three years of college, so by the time I finished junior year, I only had a few classes left that were requirements. I could've gone out a semester early, but decided to take minimal loads for the first time and partied with friends a lot.

Thinking back, I was only dating Thea for maybe a little over a month and that girl was just too wild. I'm pretty sure all of my friends saw her naked. One night, a bunch of us went down to a lake with beers and she ended up whipping her clothes off and jumping in to swim. Then she came out and was trying to get me to go in with her so I could fuck her in the water.

Another night, we went out to a club to see a band play. I went into the men's room to pee and while I was at the urinal, I felt someone grab my crotch. I turned around thinking I was gonna punch someone and there she was. She wanted to have sex in the bathroom. I told her no, because there were so many people around. She was all, "Oh, they can watch." Like I said, she was the wildest woman I ever dated.