The Back Alley Archives

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12:05 p.m. Adrien Brody is playing a character named Flirty Harry, a parody of Dirty Harry. He just said, “Go ahead, make me gay.” I am not making this up.12:06 p.m. So, I finally get why the APP is capitalized in the title. There’s a person with a tablet of some sort and he picks from an assortment of apps that take us to different comedy sketches.
12:07 p.m. The “Blackass” team — a parody of Jackass, I assume – just rode a dumpster into a vat of sewage. That’s it.
12:16 p.m. In a sketch called “Porn Review,” Rob Schneider and Michelle Rodriguez watch a porn movie while a guy behind them rates it on the level of semen in his popcorn bucket.
1:05 p.m. A man just let a mouse eat cheese off of his penis.
1:06 p.m. That same man just got his penis caught in a mousetrap.

Wow, I just ran a Google search for that movie to see if it was really a thing and it's showing at two theatres in Tampa. Wasn't it not too long ago that Adrien Brody won an Oscar?

12:50 p.m. A character that Rob Schneider is playing just wrote down the word "boring." In turn, I, too, wrote down the word "boring."