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So here's the situation: There is a girl here at work that eats lunch with me and my boss a lot. I think one thing that makes us stick together is that we're all from out of state. Anyway, she is not attractive at all. Overweight, part black I think, not very pretty or anything like that. Well if I ever mention her at home Leslie is like, "She better be as unattractive as you say she is." Well today they meet and now Leslie is mad at me like I did something wrong. I really don't know what I'm going to be walking into when I get home. It's not like this woman is even remotely attractive to most men. Think like a 3 on the classic 10 point scale. Can any women on here tell me what I could possibly say to set Leslie at ease?

Just tell her, "Hush, woman. Go fix me a sammy."

Problem solved.

Can any women on here tell me what I could possibly say to set Leslie at ease?

Are there any women on here?

[quote=a1bion]Just tell her, "Hush, woman. Go fix me a sammy."

Problem solved.[/QUOTE]

ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh!

[quote=G8RKyle]Can any women on here tell me what I could possibly say to set Leslie at ease?[/QUOTE]

Chris Rainey is holding on line one with advice on how to deal with her.

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HAHAHAHAHA

if there isn't an update on this by lunchtime, i'm sending a search party

Everything was fine. I attribute her nonsense to pregnancy hormones.