Top 10 Most And Least Viewed Stories In 2012
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 5:01 pm
Here are the top 10 stories that you read the most for 2012. Go ahead and read them again!
10. Dooley Hangs Self With Orange Pants Following Loss
9. Florida Fan Dies After Laughing Too Hard At FSU, Miami, And Georgia
8. A Draft Day Phone Conversation With John Brantley And Stephen Garcia
7. Brissett Named Starter After Impressing With Fourth Quarter Handoffs
6. Gators Erect 'God Hates Aggs' Billboard In College Station
5. Brissett Looking To Transfer After Losing Quarterback Battle
4. Muschamp Apologizes For Competent Offense
3. Muschamp Wants Fans To Shut The Fuck Up About The Lack Of Passing And Enjoy The Running Game
2. Easley Not Ruling Out Murdering Someone This Weekend
1. Muschamp Drops Turd In Urinal Upon Leaving College Station
And here are the top 10 least viewed stories of the year. What the fuck, people? Were you too busy to read these? Were they not good enough for your precious time? I'm just going to assume you missed them, so I'm giving you a second chance. Read these stories or don't. I'm not going to tell you how to use your time, but you're on the internet, so what's else do you have going on?
10. Scouting Report: University of Louisville Cardinals
9. Muschamp Gives Human Heart To Wife For Valentine's Day
8. 2012 Florida Gators Season Preview: Defense
7. Scouting Report: University of Virginia Cavaliers
6. News In Pictures: Ablamlabam Fan Surprisingly Does Something Funny
5. Gators Tanking To Avoid Having Dick Vitale Call Game
4. Chigger Dan The Cane Fan Drinks Naga Chilli Vodka And Talks Football
3. News In Pictures: World's Most Inbred Storm Forms In Gulf
2. Muschamp Honors Ulysses S. Grant By Getting Drunk, Seizing Vicksburg
1. Commissioners And Presidents Finally Agree On Two Team Playoff Decided By Computers
Courtesy of The Unsportsmanlike Gentleman
10. Dooley Hangs Self With Orange Pants Following Loss
9. Florida Fan Dies After Laughing Too Hard At FSU, Miami, And Georgia
8. A Draft Day Phone Conversation With John Brantley And Stephen Garcia
7. Brissett Named Starter After Impressing With Fourth Quarter Handoffs
6. Gators Erect 'God Hates Aggs' Billboard In College Station
5. Brissett Looking To Transfer After Losing Quarterback Battle
4. Muschamp Apologizes For Competent Offense
3. Muschamp Wants Fans To Shut The Fuck Up About The Lack Of Passing And Enjoy The Running Game
2. Easley Not Ruling Out Murdering Someone This Weekend
1. Muschamp Drops Turd In Urinal Upon Leaving College Station
And here are the top 10 least viewed stories of the year. What the fuck, people? Were you too busy to read these? Were they not good enough for your precious time? I'm just going to assume you missed them, so I'm giving you a second chance. Read these stories or don't. I'm not going to tell you how to use your time, but you're on the internet, so what's else do you have going on?
10. Scouting Report: University of Louisville Cardinals
9. Muschamp Gives Human Heart To Wife For Valentine's Day
8. 2012 Florida Gators Season Preview: Defense
7. Scouting Report: University of Virginia Cavaliers
6. News In Pictures: Ablamlabam Fan Surprisingly Does Something Funny
5. Gators Tanking To Avoid Having Dick Vitale Call Game
4. Chigger Dan The Cane Fan Drinks Naga Chilli Vodka And Talks Football
3. News In Pictures: World's Most Inbred Storm Forms In Gulf
2. Muschamp Honors Ulysses S. Grant By Getting Drunk, Seizing Vicksburg
1. Commissioners And Presidents Finally Agree On Two Team Playoff Decided By Computers
Courtesy of The Unsportsmanlike Gentleman