The Back Alley Archives

Got to be wanting to piss away money to buy that stuff, except that chocolate item that was last. That shit looked awesome.

I wanted a nice knife set for the house a few years ago and my boss told me to go to the Garden's Mall to Williams Sonoma. I walked in and should have known better when the knives were behind a locked case.

This nice, slightly older but rad would have banged her, lady walked up and asked if I would like to see anything. I ask to see a set of three knives that looked nice. They were $700 and change.

My exact words were "Fuck, do these come with six one hundred dollar bills in the box?"

She blushed and looked at me like I was common folk.

I told her I was in the wrong place and walked out.

Good knives are expensive, but not THAT expensive.

my wife has 5/8ths of the list covered...the panini spatula comes in handy