The Back Alley Archives

Founded: Young Debbie McDonald went out on the town one night looking for a good time. After three Long Island Ice Teas, she found it in the form of the City Hall building. Debbie and the building made sweet, passionate love to each other until the next morning, where she was arrested for public indecency. Nine months later in 1974, she gave birth to a little building of her own and she named it the University of Louisiana-Lafayette.


Location: You got me. Lafayette sounds french, so I'm gonna say Germany?


Famous Alum: None. Students go to school here to not be famous. They should change their name to the Milford School, where students are neither seen nor heard.


Head Coach: Mark Hudspeth (80-28 in nine seasons overall. 14-7 in second season at ULL). He was the receivers coach at Mississippi State before becoming the head coach at ULL, so he shouCLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGA


Conference: Sun Belt. It's a conference. I Googled that shit.


Strengths: *Fart noises*


Weaknesses: QB Terrance Broadway is an actual gunslinger. He's killed 23 people this year, which leads all of FBS.


Player To Watch: They've got this one kid, lemme tell ya. Whoooooa, buddy, he's terrible. You are definitely going to want to watch him. I'm not going to say his name because I don't want to embarrass him, but when they take the field, it will be very obvious who the weak link is. This kid is so bad, it's honestly not funny. I shouldn't even be joking about it, but when you see him play, you immediately feel sorry for him and will start to ask the people around you if there's something wrong with him. It will break your heart and eventually, you won't even realize you're writing a check to a charity for whatever illness that kid clearly has. The thing is, he doesn't have an illness or any handicap, he's just really bad at football. It's like they found this kid playing chess in the park and said, "Hey, wanna play football? No? Well, that's too bad because we need you. It's totally cool if you can't run, catch, throw, don't know the rules, and don't like being touched. Most of our team doesn't either. You'll be fine. Now get in the van." And this kid is a starter. It's a shame.


Fun Fact: Before 1984, The school's nickname was originally just the Cajuns, but after it was discovered that no one in the state of Louisiana knew what an adjective was, the school went proactive and included one in their nickname as an example to the population.


Prediction: Florida 77-0 because I love getting my expectations crushed.



Courtesy of The Unsportsmanlike Gentleman

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