The Back Alley Archives

It's that time once again where the staff here at The Unsportsmanlike Gentleman makes their picks for this week's Gator game. Last week, the entire staff correctly picked Florida over South Carolina. Let's hope their prognosticating skills are just as good this week.

Walt Gorman, general manager & editor: UF 23-13

Richard Porter, assistant editor: UF 21-20

Mitch Thompson, assistant to the assistant editor: UF 24-10

Vince Wright, staff writer: UF 31-19

Michael Monk, staff writer: UF 17-13

Pat Tomlin, staff writer: UF 28-21

Gene Fuchs, staff writer: UF 31-12

Michelle Jenkins, staff writer: UF 17-16

Bill Carlson, staff writer: UF 27-24

Peter Mitchell, contributing writer: UF 20-19

Will Britton, contributing writer: UF 21-16

Jeff Merkin, contributing writer: UF 41-30

Dan Favors, occasional writer: UF 23-12

Mike Toms, wrote a thing for us years ago: UF 14-7

Dan Whitmire, executive director & VP of fancy titles that mean nothing: UF 10-0
Kevin Wilson, creative director: UF 8-3

Mark Franklin, developer: UF 32-30

Evan Craig, developer: UF 13-6

Dominique Blackwell, developer: UF 41-10

Harris Little, developer: UF 17-3

Paul Hunter, production director: UF 14-13

Meredith Hunter, production assistant: UF 24-16

Wade Trubeck, director of engineering: UF 30-17

Karen Hall, engineer: UF 55-7

Mike Watkins, engineer: UF 21-0

Rick Waterston, consultant: UF 17-15

Matt Vogel, consultant to the stars: UF 23-7

Jennifer Hart, design: UF 35-21

Sherry Potts, design assistant: UF 42-14

Brian Valdez, photography: UF 23-21

Brett Malcolm, graphics: UF 27-20

Jeff White, audio: UF 28-13

Andy Slater, social media director: UF 6-3

Marco Fernandez, print media director: UF 38-7

Hillary Franks, marketing director: UF 17-9

Paula Wright, marketing coordinator: UF 21-17

Cheryl Brooks, marketing assistant: UGA 31-27*

Brit Carlisle, sales: UF 31-30

Frank Miller, sales: UF 24-17

Jackie Harmon, secretary: UF 28-24

Chris Giordano, senior accountant: UF 34-21

Charles Harper, accountant: UF 9-7

Sondra Johnson, accountant: UF 16-13

Tony Campbell, traffic analyst: UF 20-6

Ben Chance, statistics analyst: UF 14-0

Carol Wilson, regional crosschecker: UF 21-20

Tim Martin, regional crosschecker: UF 31-3

Betheny Tingle, intern: UF 17-10

Jill Woodrow, intern: UF 23-14

Victor Alvarez, intern: UF 30-20

Chauncey Pitts, intern: UF 27-17

Cali Scott, intern: UF 21-16

Glenn Weinstein, intern: UF 29-17

Martin Fitts, intern: UF 35-21

Blake Edwards, janitor: UF 42-12

Debbie Hunt, janitor: UF 32-3

Scott Marigold, dude that hangs out at our office: UF 52-31

Chris Roberts, pizza boy who delivers here a lot: UF 30-9

Hector Nunez, landscaper: UF 63-55

Bill Macklin, postman: UF 13-10

Calvin Martin, works in the office next to ours: UF 40-27

Braden Lane, tech support: UF 26-7

Rhonda Behr, hair & makeup: UF 24-10

Eddie Maldonado, friend: UF 56-0

Chris Harper, friend: UF 63-0

Carter Smith, friend: UF 70-0

Allen King, friend: UF 73-0

Chelsey Kane, friend: 77-0

Brittany Flowers, girlfriend: 85-0

Laura Sykes, ex-girlfriend: UGA 100,000,000,000-0**

Bob Whitlow, father: 28-7

Cheryl Whitlow, mother: 22-11

Nana Gilmartin, great grandmother & dementia patient: potato salad***

Dick Napier, neighbor: UF 14-13

John Stamos, actor: UF 35-27

Emily Stanford, my 1st grade teacher: UF 30-21

Jackson Green, man on the street: UF 19-14

Caroline Grace, my dogwalker: UF 29-6

Ernie Borchard, my barber: UF 20-17

*Cheryl was immediately fired and shot in the back as she left the building
** Fuck you, Laura. That's why nobody likes you.
***Dementia is fucking awful and is not a laughing matter


Courtesy of The Unsportsmanlike Gentleman