Gator Football Week 9 Preview: Fuck Georgia
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:30 am
Seriously.
That said, here is this week's preview. The game will be broadcast from Jacksonville by CBS at 3:30 p.m.
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[TD]Name:[/TD]
[TD]University of Georgia[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Location:[/TD]
[TD]Athens, Georgia[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Mascot:[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]
Uga IX, the current mascot, being prepared for his ritual molestation at the hands of Georgia officials.
Bulldogs - seriously, is that the best you can do, Georgia? That is THE most common mascot in Division I sports. Hell, Mississippi State has the same damn one and they're in our conference! Dammit, Georgia, get your shit together! [/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Colors:[/TD]
[TD]Red and Black[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Founded:[/TD]
[TD]1785[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Enrollment:[/TD]
[TD]45,000[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Notable Alumni:[/TD]
[TD]
Alec Baldwin's ex-wife, Kim Basinger, celebrity chef Alton Brown, "humorist" Lewis Grizzard, actor Wayne Knight (yes, NEWMAN! was a Dawg), insufferable douchebag Ryan Seacrest, The B-52's,[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Division and Conference:[/TD]
[TD]Div. I-FBS, Southeastern Conference[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Head Coach:[/TD]
[TD]
Mark Richt, 12th season, 112–39 (.742)[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]All-Time Record vs. UF:[/TD]
[TD]47-40-2
(since 1990, 4-18)[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]2011 vs. UF:[/TD]
[TD]Georgia won, 24-20[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]2011 Record:[/TD]
[TD]10-4 (7-1 SEC)[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Most Stunning Victory of 2011:[/TD]
[TD]24-20 win over arch-rival, Florida[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Most Devastating Loss of 2011:[/TD]
[TD]35-21 loss to... Boise State? WTF?[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Notable Traditions:[/TD]
[TD]Getting the tar beaten out of them by Florida. Well, it's a more recent tradition from the last 20 or so years.[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Player with the Silliest Name:[/TD]
[TD]
I can't decide between Reuben Faloughi and Rantavious Wooten.[/TD]
[/TR]
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Georgia is 6-1, with its only loss being a 35-7 drubbing by South Carolina. Florida is 7-0, having just beaten the Gamecocks 44-11 in Gainesville. As usual, the pre-season hype said that Georgia was a world-beater but when the games were actually played, the Dawgs have failed to impress. It took an career-best performance by quarterback Aaron Murray to beat Kentucky last week, for fuck's sake!
Analysis
Look, if you don't know what's what by this point in the season, I can't help you, but I'll try to sum up. The Gators have a great defense and an unproductive offense (that somehow manages not to fuck up too bad). Georgia's defense is not so hot and its offense is fair-to-middlin'. On special teams, the Gators clearly dominate, with an outstanding punter and place-kicker.
Of course, there are some intangibles: it's a rivalry game. Also, Coach Muschamp has never been on the winning side in this game - as a player (for Georgia? SRSLY?) he was 0-4, and he lost his only game against the Dawgs as a coach last year.
Prediction
Fuck Georgia!
That said, here is this week's preview. The game will be broadcast from Jacksonville by CBS at 3:30 p.m.
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[TR]
[TD]Name:[/TD]
[TD]University of Georgia[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Location:[/TD]
[TD]Athens, Georgia[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Mascot:[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]
Uga IX, the current mascot, being prepared for his ritual molestation at the hands of Georgia officials.
Bulldogs - seriously, is that the best you can do, Georgia? That is THE most common mascot in Division I sports. Hell, Mississippi State has the same damn one and they're in our conference! Dammit, Georgia, get your shit together! [/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Colors:[/TD]
[TD]Red and Black[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Founded:[/TD]
[TD]1785[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Enrollment:[/TD]
[TD]45,000[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Notable Alumni:[/TD]
[TD]
Alec Baldwin's ex-wife, Kim Basinger, celebrity chef Alton Brown, "humorist" Lewis Grizzard, actor Wayne Knight (yes, NEWMAN! was a Dawg), insufferable douchebag Ryan Seacrest, The B-52's,[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Division and Conference:[/TD]
[TD]Div. I-FBS, Southeastern Conference[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Head Coach:[/TD]
[TD]
Mark Richt, 12th season, 112–39 (.742)[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]All-Time Record vs. UF:[/TD]
[TD]47-40-2
(since 1990, 4-18)[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]2011 vs. UF:[/TD]
[TD]Georgia won, 24-20[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]2011 Record:[/TD]
[TD]10-4 (7-1 SEC)[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Most Stunning Victory of 2011:[/TD]
[TD]24-20 win over arch-rival, Florida[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Most Devastating Loss of 2011:[/TD]
[TD]35-21 loss to... Boise State? WTF?[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Notable Traditions:[/TD]
[TD]Getting the tar beaten out of them by Florida. Well, it's a more recent tradition from the last 20 or so years.[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Player with the Silliest Name:[/TD]
[TD]
I can't decide between Reuben Faloughi and Rantavious Wooten.[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]
Georgia is 6-1, with its only loss being a 35-7 drubbing by South Carolina. Florida is 7-0, having just beaten the Gamecocks 44-11 in Gainesville. As usual, the pre-season hype said that Georgia was a world-beater but when the games were actually played, the Dawgs have failed to impress. It took an career-best performance by quarterback Aaron Murray to beat Kentucky last week, for fuck's sake!
Analysis
Look, if you don't know what's what by this point in the season, I can't help you, but I'll try to sum up. The Gators have a great defense and an unproductive offense (that somehow manages not to fuck up too bad). Georgia's defense is not so hot and its offense is fair-to-middlin'. On special teams, the Gators clearly dominate, with an outstanding punter and place-kicker.
Of course, there are some intangibles: it's a rivalry game. Also, Coach Muschamp has never been on the winning side in this game - as a player (for Georgia? SRSLY?) he was 0-4, and he lost his only game against the Dawgs as a coach last year.
Prediction
Fuck Georgia!