Man makes 'explosive vibrator' for ex-girlfriend

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A US man could face up to ten years in jail after allegedly turning a vibrator into an explosive device and planning to give it to an ex-girlfriend.


Minnesota man Terry Allen Lester, 37, retrofitted the sex toy with gunpowder, BB shot and buck shot, as well as an explosive trigger, news website The Smoking Gun reported.


Lester's roommate told police that he was allegedly planning on giving the vibrator to one of three ex-girlfriends.


Lester allegedly told his roommate that "when the device was inserted into the female he would pull the trigger and it would blow them up".


Police found tools, cables and the remains of a dismantled drill allegedly used to make the bomb at the home Lester had been living in.


Officers also discovered another vibrator among his possessions with "Merry X-mas Bitch" written on it.


Lester has been charged with possession of an explosive device and making terrorist threats.
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Let's see here. His rationale, I'll send my ex-gf a vibrator, she'll totally accept and use it from me the ex-bf. Step two, I'm sure I'll be around to see it being used so that I can hit the trigger to make it blow up.
What did he think her response would be? "Oh look, a vibrator, from the ex bf. Nothing strange about that. I wonder why it is heavy, has some extra wires and an antennae? Eh, I'm horny, what could possibly go wrong."
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"... and why does this one say 'Merry X-mas Bitch' on it?"
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I came.....hard
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Lmao!
Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.
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