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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 3:29 pm
by IHateUGAlyDawgs
ooohhh...multiple defendants.
we now have a conspiracy.
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 4:30 pm
by radbag
not guilty *don't even know what the charges are dagumit*
as for advocating tip, that is my BIGGEST regret.
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 5:03 pm
by Weegie
Oh, snap.
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 5:15 pm
by Tipmoose
Since I know Rad is a huge furry fan....
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 11:43 pm
by Weegie
Yeah, I still think it's rad.
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:15 am
by IHateUGAlyDawgs
radbag has plead not guilty.
weg,
do you care to make an opening statement?
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:21 am
by radbag
when do i get to call my first witness?
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:35 am
by Tipmoose
I may wish to testify against Radbag, Mr, Prosecutor. Lets see what kind of deal we can work out here...
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:43 am
by IHateUGAlyDawgs
when do i get to call my first witness?
after the prosecution has rested.
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 9:48 am
by Weegie
My opening statement is as follows:
rad's behavior in the BA is the equivalent of the man who cheated on his previous wife but who tells his current wife, "Baby, I'd never cheat on you. You're special. I love you. I never loved her."
He's acted as a double agent at both Gator Country and the super-ghey message board run by the super-ghey ex-GC people who believe that they are superior to everyone else in Internet message board world--because that's impressive in the big picture. So, why not be a sneaky bastard here, as well? It all seems so obvious to me. I'm going to take another decongestant now.
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 9:51 am
by IHateUGAlyDawgs
mr radbag,
your opening statement, sir.
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 9:56 am
by G8RKyle
So the prosecutor is a pill-popper? Interesting.
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 9:59 am
by Weegie
So the prosecutor is a pill-popper? Interesting.
That's what happens when the prosecutor has a terminal cold. Don't judge the dying, Kyle. It's not polite.
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 10:12 am
by DocZaius
OBJECTION! THIS WHOLE DAMN TRIAL IS A SET-UP![/size]
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 10:18 am
by G8rMom7
LOVE this thread.
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 10:28 am
by Weegie
OBJECTION! THIS WHOLE DAMN TRIAL IS A SET-UP![/size]
Overruled.
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 10:30 am
by G8RKyle
I don't think the prosecutor can overrule an objection.
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 10:30 am
by radbag
mr radbag,
your opening statement, sir.
my opening statement is that i still have vertigo sending me flirtatious emails after about a years time has passed since i've been on GC
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 10:34 am
by DocZaius
^^I can't wait for you to publish these to the jury.
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 10:36 am
by IHateUGAlyDawgs
OBJECTION! THIS WHOLE DAMN TRIAL IS A SET-UP![/size]
Overruled.
There is nothing on the record to suggest this at this time. It is possible you can revisit this later.
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 10:40 am
by Weegie
I don't think the prosecutor can overrule an objection.
She can if she's high.
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 11:32 am
by IHateUGAlyDawgs
alright, mr. radbag has made his opening statement.
Prosecutor,
call your first witness.
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 1:08 pm
by texgator
*hic*. Lissen yer honor....lissen gawddammit!!! That bassard knocked me up. Me, me.....what?! Fuck, what wuz I sayn? Get yer fuhcnin hands offa me! I kin walk jus fine. As I wuz sayin *hic* that radbag bassid gets me pregnant and din won't return my calls. Some homo....washisname?....shit. Angelo!
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 1:25 pm
by Weegie
I need to appoint a proxy prosecutor because I have to take a nap. Any takers?
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 2:02 pm
by radbag
I need to appoint a proxy prosecutor because I have to take a nap. Any takers?
i'll do it.