Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:52 pm
That dude's on roids. Isn't anything clean anymore?
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Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 11:53 am
Tex, when are you gonna learn? I only equip epics.
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 1:57 pm
http://www.thisissouthdevon.co.uk/news/Fishing-pot-sabotage-harm-conservation-effort/article-1028463-detail/article.html
Here is a story about which few can remain neutral. Which side are you on, boys?
Here is a story about which few can remain neutral. Which side are you on, boys?
Fishing pot sabotage 'will harm conservation effort'
Thursday, May 28, 2009, 07:30
DIVERS are regularly sabotaging fishermen's pots around the South Devon in a bid to free cuttlefish, it has been revealed
But experts have warned that action is damaging and not helping the cuttlefish
Divers have been cutting holes in cuttlefish traps and releasing the animals in the belief they are benefiting the cuttlefish.
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 3:38 pm
The US should back the cuttlefish like Iran Contras. Send them arms and deny everything.
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 3:52 pm
But experts have warned that action is damaging and not helping the cuttlefish
The cuttlefish don't need your puny help.
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:49 pm
That's one FEISTY encephalapod!
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:27 am
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:37 am
May solve the viewing angle problem? That's badass.
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:43 pm
They will rule the earth.
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:49 pm
Damn, I didn't even consider the potential for armed conflict against the cuttlefish when contemplating seasteading.
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:10 pm
Armed? Cuttlefish mock your thoughts of needing arms for conflict. They will mesmerize us into a state of inaction then take us to the depths and drown us.
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:39 pm
Good point....oh man we need to weaponize the cuttlefish! Like trojan horses...let people think they're buying cuttlefish-technology TVs, then when the time is right...it would be instant submission.
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:29 pm
Good point....oh man we need to weaponize the cuttlefish! Like trojan horses...let people think they're buying cuttlefish-technology TVs, then when the time is right...it would be instant submission.
Much more likely the cuttlefish will weaponize you, buddy.
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:33 pm
If ever there were a sticky worthy thread, this one has earned it!
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:14 pm
I hereby swear complete and total allegiance to any cuttlefish laying claim to their rightful position of authoritarian dominance.Much more likely the cuttlefish will weaponize you, buddy.
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:50 pm
Another military problem when engaging the Cuttlefish: They are immune to the Full Nelson.
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:13 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN1sM9jCCLM#
What if you shot one of them and only had a half Nelson?
What if you shot one of them and only had a half Nelson?
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:08 pm
GWAR's frontman, Oderus Urungus, is stepping into the squared circle against IWA fuckhead, Tracy Smothers. Urungus, better known as the keeper of the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu is excited about this new opportunity. Let's all support him!
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:06 am
Dude looks like he was attacked by cuttlefish.
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:38 pm
Mmmmm..cuttlefish pr0n
The first thing you need is... correct! A male and a female cuttlefish. Adult cuttlefish are hard to sex and the only 100% reliable way to sex a live one is to see it mating or laying eggs. However, a male cuttlefish might aggressively display to a reflection of itself in a mirror. The aggressive display of cuttlefish consists of a vivid zebra stripped pattern, bulging eyes, and often lining up parallel to its reflection. Unfortunately, females will also occasionally do this display. We tried this method and lets just say that the 'flip a quarter method' would likely have been more productive. Another and more effective test, is to put two cuttlefish in a tank that is divided by a clear pane of plexiglass. If one cuttlefish displays the aggressive pattern and rushes head first at the other cuttlefish which is not striped and is brownish in color, you probably have a male and a female. Cuttlefish mate head to head. If you have two males they should both do the aggressive pattern and line up parallel to each other to size each other up. Unfortunately, if you put two males together that haven't grown up together they may fight. They should go through their assessment display first which gives you time to separate them.
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:53 am
Well maybe if the dude would buy her dinner and maybe some flowers or some shit he'd wouldn't have such a hard time.Adult cuttlefish are hard to sex
Second and more disturbing thought, is he saying that young cuttle fish are easy?
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:23 pm
And they thought cuttlefish were hard to sex. It took over three weeks to sex Caster Semenya. And in the end the answer was BOTH!
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:05 pm
LMMFAO
Chameleon of the sea
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:04 am
WTF is all this about?