The Back Alley Archives

Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman?

Shredding licks in hell.

The mother of Simpsons creator, Matt Groening, died. Read through the names of surviving family for a smile.

Ray Harryhausen?

Has stopped motion.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/201 ... ation-dies

Dr. Joyce Brothers?

Dead!

http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2013/05/13/dr ... -dies-dead

Angelina Jolie's tits?

Double-dead!

http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/14/showbiz/a ... ?hpt=hp_t1

Memorial service to be held in the NSFW forum.

NASCAR legend Dick Trickle?

Dead at 71. Suicide.

http://m.wbtv.com/autojuice?targetUrl=h ... eriff-says

Jean Stapleton?

No longer Archie Bunker's dingbat

http://touch.latimes.com/#story/la-et-s ... -20130601/

Frank Lautenberg?

Dead.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/03/politics/ ... index.html

Esther Williams?

Making a splash... IN HELL.

Night Stalker Richard Ramirez?

Burning in eternal hellfire.

"Big deal. Death always went with the territory. See you in Disneyland."

Country music singer Slim Whitman?

Lived in Orange Park, evidently. Died there, too.

Tony Soprano, rubbed out. Actor James Gandolfini, dead of a heart attack at age 51. That one surprised me.

Holy shit. Not surprising but didn't see it coming either.

[quote=DocZaius]Kriss Kross will make you
Dead dead.

http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=19088370[/QUOTE]

Confirmed drug overdose.

http://www.contactmusic.com/news/chris- ... se_3742827

"Glee" star Cory Monteith?

Dead.

http://news.yahoo.com/cory-monteith-sta ... .sep=table

Aw hell, missed one: Jim Kelly, martial artist is once again trading blows with Bruce Lee:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/0 ... 27031.html

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi- ... 4905.story

First Buckwheat, now Farina.

Songwriter J.J. Cale

Actress Karen Black, no longer riding easy.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/movi ... 4/2633669/

Lisa Robin Kelly from That 70's Show dead at age 43. Same day her co-star Mila Kunis turns 30.

^^ Ooh, was she the blond who played Forman's older sister?

Yup, looking rough:

Also, some dude from Blue Oyster Cult. Not fearing the reaper, as it were.

Hell, it's been a big week for "celebrity" deaths. Some chick who was on "The Bachelor" killed herself:

http://www.justjared.com/2013/08/14/bac ... ead-at-29/

[quote=DocZaius]Yup, looking rough:

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Yeah, I always thought she was cute on the show. But she had some bad issues over the past few years with substance abuse and arrests for DUIs and domestic violence apparently.

Mila Kunis, on the other hand, still alive and hot as hell.