Sorry guys, I'm leaving the BA for good...

annarborgator · Post by **annarborgator** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:30 pm

This thread makes me realize how good it was for y'all's safety that you didn't grow up in Polk County.

MinGator · Post by **MinGator** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:38 pm

I'm glad, that even with the definitions, I have no idea wtf you all are talking about.

annarborgator · Post by **annarborgator** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:51 pm

I had to google like 3 things just to figure out enough about it to realize how ghey it is.

MinGator · Post by **MinGator** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:06 pm

you went one step farther than me. I didn't bother to google that shit.

texgator · Post by **texgator** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:14 pm

Yeah, mixing Dunecore and Polk County would be like firing a lasgun into a personal shield.

Toothy · Post by **Toothy** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:22 pm

4kFOV = IMBA.

Mlrtime · Post by **Mlrtime** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:26 pm

i'm so out of it....

DocZaius · Post by **DocZaius** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:03 pm

I hear you all summoning my sandworm with your thumpers. You best wear your stillsuits.

TheTodd · Post by **TheTodd** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:42 pm

I'm glad, that even with the definitions, I have no idea wtf you all are talking about.

[move]WERD[/size][/move]

G8rMom7 · Post by **G8rMom7** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:25 pm

I just looked up "filk" and I can't imagine anything that I would be more disinterested in.

MinGator · Post by **MinGator** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:55 pm

I hear you all summoning my sandworm with your thumpers. You best wear your stillsuits.

I don't remember Kevin Bacon wearing a stillsuit in tremors.

annarborgator · Post by **annarborgator** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:58 pm

Now THAT's an awesome movie.

G8rMom7 · Post by **G8rMom7** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:34 pm

^^^I concur.

bluegrassg8r · Post by **bluegrassg8r** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:00 pm

My name is a Power Word. I can shatter crackers by biting down and shrieking "TEERRRRYYY".
It costs me a great deal of mana but is well worth the rush.

IHateUGAlyDawgs · Post by **IHateUGAlyDawgs** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:54 am

I fear for y'alls manhood.

MinGator · Post by **MinGator** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:48 pm

I found Tex's alter-ego, he is the bloodninja, as evidence I present the following: (link - http://www.bloodninja.org/view.php?id=1)

<bloodninja> Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

<BritneySpears14> Aight.

<bloodninja> Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

<BritneySpears14> I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

<bloodninja> Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

<BritneySpears14> Oh, I like to play dress up.

<bloodninja> Me too baby.

<BritneySpears14> I kiss you softly on your chest.

<bloodninja> I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

<BritneySpears14> Hey...

<bloodninja> I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.

<BritneySpears14> Funny I still don't see it.

<bloodninja> I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

<BritneySpears14> You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

<bloodninja> Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

<bloodninja> I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

<BritneySpears14> Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

<bloodninja> Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

<bloodninja> King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

<bloodninja> You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

<bloodninja> Baby?

MinGator · Post by **MinGator** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:51 pm

And exhibit #2 http://www.bloodninja.org/view.php?id=8

Source: http://exdat.proboards44.com/index.cgi?board=comedy&action=print&thread=1189342359

<Wellhung> has been verified as being the "real" BloodNinja.

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<Wellhung> Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

<Sweetheart> I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

<Wellhung> I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.

<Sweetheart> I want you.Would you like to screw me?

<Wellhung> OK

<Sweetheart> We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.

<Wellhung> I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.

<Sweetheart> I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

<Wellhung> Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.

<Sweetheart> I'm moaning softly.

<Wellhung> I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.

<Sweetheart> I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.

<Wellhung> My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.

<Sweetheart> That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.

<Wellhung> I'll pay for it.

<Sweetheart> Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.

<Wellhung> I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?

<Sweetheart> I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.

<Wellhung> How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.

<Sweetheart> I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.

<Wellhung> I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!

<Sweetheart> I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.

<Wellhung> I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.

<Sweetheart> What?

<Wellhung> I'm so sorry. Really.

<Sweetheart> I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.

<Wellhung> I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.

<Sweetheart> OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.

<Wellhung> I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

<Sweetheart> I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.

<Wellhung> I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.

<Sweetheart> What's the matter?

<Wellhung> I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.

<Sweetheart> Are you OK?

<Wellhung> I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.

<Sweetheart> Can I help?

<Wellhung> I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?

<Sweetheart> In the cabinet to the right of the sink.

<Wellhung> I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.

<Sweetheart> Come back to me, lover.

<Wellhung> I'm washing the cup now.

<Sweetheart> I'm on the bed arching for you.

<Wellhung> I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?

<Sweetheart> Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

<Wellhung> I found it.

<Sweetheart> I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.

<Wellhung> Me too.

<Sweetheart> Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.

<Wellhung> Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

<Sweetheart> Why don't you take off your glasses?

<Wellhung> OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.

<Sweetheart> I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!

<Wellhung> I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.

<Sweetheart> Hurry back, lover.

<Wellhung> I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.

<Sweetheart> I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

<Wellhung> I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!

<Sweetheart> What's the matter now?

<Wellhung> I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

<Sweetheart> Mmm, yes. Come on.

<Wellhung> OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.

<Sweetheart> Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!

<Wellhung> I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.

<Sweetheart> I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!

<Wellhung> I'm flaccid.

<Sweetheart> What?

<Wellhung> I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

<Sweetheart> I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.

<Wellhung> I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.

<Sweetheart> No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.

<Wellhung> No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.

<Sweetheart> I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.

<Wellhung> I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.

<Sweetheart> Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!

<Wellhung> Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!

annarborgator · Post by **annarborgator** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:22 pm

LMMFAO

IHateUGAlyDawgs · Post by **IHateUGAlyDawgs** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:37 pm

that's fucking funny

G8Rpmc · Post by **G8Rpmc** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:30 pm

Filk.....I don't have time to read this thread now. Since Tex is involved, I'm sure it is great. I'll have to check back and read this when I have more time.

And Tex, you better not be leaving for good. :'(

G8RKyle · Post by **G8RKyle** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:44 pm

lmao at <wellhung>

Mlrtime · Post by **Mlrtime** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:56 pm

This wellhung dude is pretty funny. Think he could write a Friday Roundup?