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Good news, everyone! She has a sister!

Where is that puking smiley when you need it??

Is it just me or does it look like she has some medical condition? The nose and the lips look more than just super fat. They look malformed or something.

I wish my friend's brother could see this...he's a neurosurgeon who diagnoses people he sees in public out of sheer habit. Don't worry, he does it quietly and respectfully--behind their back.

Could be acromegaly. She's no Andre the Giant, though.

My wife has this disease but she sure as hell doesn't look like that, Thank God. It developed after her second pregnancy and caused her bones to grow in mass.....

With medication her growth hormone is being kept in check for the time being.

get that thing a manziere.

My wife has this disease but she sure as hell doesn't look like that, Thank God. It developed after her second pregnancy and caused her bones to grow in mass.....

With medication her growth hormone is being kept in check for the time being.

Modern medicine is wonderful, isn't it? Andre the Giant, against the advice of his friends and family, never sought treatment and it ultimately killed him.

Yes Sir it is.

Point of fact: that chick ate a neanderthal.

kinda looks a little bit like John Travolta's "Hairspray" character to me.

Ladies, be still your beating hearts! I have discovered your Adonis!

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Unibrow!!!!

OMG! They're breeding and creating super-ugly children!

Sweet merciful crap! Manboobs ahead! Unspoiler if you dare!

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Doc,

-100 internets to you for reviving this thing...now I must deflect your attack

Wow, that's a good one.

I can do better.

Have at you!

I see your hermaphrodite and raise you rad's college girlfriend. Or boyfriend, whatever.

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Well-played, sir. The teeth are an excellent touch. I shall be hard-pressed to beat that, but I am confident that, given enough time, I shall.

In the interim, this photo illustrates that sometimes the sheer quantity of ugly can be just as mind-boggling as the quality of other photos:

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You, sir, are a worthy adversary and you have stabbed at me from the heart of hell with the last group photo.

In order to defeat you, I have deliberated with colleagues and determined I must employ the most devastating of techniques...the Double RedNeckTrek Riposte





I apologize to your mother for the close-casketed funeral that must follow such heinousosity.

that second one is two dudes

^^Looks like they stole a baby from china or something too.

Though I fear that I am mortally wounded from your last attack, my reflexes are still keen. And so I flail, hoping to score a direct hit!

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Jackpot! From Hells' heart, I stab at thee!

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fuck.

I am in tears from laughter...OMG... [img]{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lmao.gif[/img]

I LOVE the fact that those are not actual guitars yet toy guitars. Cause nothing spells badass like guns and Guitar Hero instruments.