From the article, "Ted Ginn and Bill Gramatica welcome you to the club, Darius."
they forgot one of the most classic celebration injuries, Gus Ferrotte when he head butted the goal post.
Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.
I have always been wary of those celebrations. A year or two after I ripped up my ACL and menisci, I made a surprisingly competent diving catch as a center fielder -- running full out away from the infield -- and as I jogged back, the toolbag who was playing left field ran over, jumped on me, and put my knee out. I worry about all the jumping and crashing around in the end zone.