tOSU Is Weird As Hell

a1bion · Post by **a1bion** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:23 pm

So Urban Meyer gave a speech in which he recounted one time when Woody Hayes got up in front of tOSU's coaching staff, pulled a turtle out, whipped his dick out, and let the turtle bite him on his dick to demonstrate that tOSU needed to be a tougher team. WTF is wrong with these people?

Read about it here: http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/20 ... c/1912653/

DocZaius · Post by **DocZaius** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:49 pm

a1bion · Post by **a1bion** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:58 pm

And this was a speech to high school coaches in Ohio, let's note. "Hey, send your kids our way. We're so tough, we let turtles bite us on the dick!" Maybe Urban really has gone off the deep end.

a1bion · Post by **a1bion** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:08 pm

Other sites are starting to add to the chorus of WTFs?

IN SUMMARY: Some former Ohio State coach could very well have done this, and that coach was either Hayes or Bruce. A turtle could in theory bite a man in the dick without ripping it off, and then be removed with some ease. Urban Meyer could have seen this, and then relayed it with some faulty accuracy. The story does have some strong similarities to a previous story involving Mike Ditka. Oh, and Tim Tebow could have some real potential as a linebacker, JevanSnead. That's all Urban Meyer's saying

PLAUSIBILITY: Half-likely, and a push at best between reality and fabrication.

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com ... s-ohio-man

a1bion · Post by **a1bion** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:32 pm

tOSU actually released a statement saying that Woody Hayes never actually let a turtle bite his junk.

Manti Te'o is glad that's cleared up.

Jim Rome is actually ripping Urban pretty good today for being lame with the story.