I... can't stop reading. This started as a thread on the SomethingAwful forums, but if you're not a member you might not be able to read it all. So the author put all her updates here:
http://theprincessforhire.com/
She's an out-of-work comic book artist who started dressing up as [strike]Disney[/strike] generic and un-copyrighted princesses for pay.
For kids' parties, you perverts.
She's got some great stories and illustrations - you should definitely check it out.
But wait, there's more. Her SomethingAwful thread got the attention of NPR and they did a video shoot:
[video=vimeo;54292571]http://vimeo.com/54292571[/video]
Mom7, any comment?
So... what is it like to be a party princess?
So... what is it like to be a party princess?
Okay, I only read the first of her postings and that shit is hilarious. I was expecting to be a little weirded out by it. Like I always thought the guys who get hired to dress up as clowns at parties are wierdos and closet molesters. But she's pretty awesome (the illustrations help).