Meltdown

[DocZaius]

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2012/10/23/ ... week-eight

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Never seen a man kick his own butt, but if you want to see a whole team do it the Gamecocks game is on.


I'm about to pitch a fit. Like one of those where you lay on the floor and flail your arms and legs.


I give credit to whoever roofied the Gamecocks water jug, decent prank


Wanted: Gamecocks offense. Last seen: October 6, 2012 in Columbia, SC. Reward: WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST GET US SOME POINTS.


Never-has-beens, never-will-bes, the shitty ass goddamn Gamecocks in a fucking nutshell


At halftime the Gators talked about offensive strategy and the Gamecocks talked about where they wanna go for dinner.


Quit smiling Steve! All the Gamecocks can hope for at this point is a victory in the emo poll


fuck everything
fuck this team
fuck florida
fuck me
fuck you
fuck absolutely everything


3:30 p.m.: We have a top 10 football team.
3:35 p.m.: Aaaand it's gone.


This game is going to kill my heart and I'm going to kill my liver because of it.


I'm hoping for murder-suicide.


To all the Alabama/Florida/UGA fans in this thread, what's it like to win something truly meaningful? I'm convinced now that I will never, ever know.


We're clearly running a charity, not a top 10 football team.


Gamecock football = drugs. addicting to watch with awesome highs, but the lows... oh man the lows. excuse me while I go drink in a dark room


Thanks commentators for reminding me that Florida gets better as the game goes on. Fuck.


I don't understand how our offense looks so goddamn deplorable on the road. It's as if they took a fucking week off from practice.


WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FLORIDA TEAM THAT WENT 7-6 LAST YEAR I WANT TO PLAY THAT TEAM.


I want to die right now. It was out year. Fuck everything.


I'm sorry, but watching Gator fans chomp with no expression on their faces in unison skeeves me out.


What the fuck does Muschamp do at halftime to get his offense going? I can only imagine he does lines of coke and then threatens to drop his players into an alligator-filled pit if they don't perform.
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