It's true that steroids have bad side effects, including shrinking the size of your junk.
How do I know?
I was actually prescribed them by my doctor, because mine were growing to be far too big.
Don't do steroids (personal experience)
Don't do steroids (personal experience)
Yeah wut?
Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.
Don't do steroids (personal experience)
My life just keeps getting better...I just got fired from Red Bull yesterday.
For sleeping on the job.
For sleeping on the job.