Saturday JOTD

rock8591 · Post by **rock8591** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:05 am

3 guys are jumping off a building, and each were to say what they wanted to become and will turn into it.

For example...1st guy jumps off and says "bird!" and he turned into a bird.

2nd guy jumps off and says "airplane!"

3rd guy jumps off, and forgot what he was supposed to do. He saw that he was falling towards the ground and said "oh shit!!"

rock8591 · Post by **rock8591** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:08 pm

I heard Gators515151 retired...

He won the lottery, with the numbers 1, 5, 11, 15, 51.

G8RKyle · Post by **G8RKyle** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:54 am

Two guys walk into a bar. The first orders H20. The second orders H20 too. The second guy died.

rock8591 · Post by **rock8591** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:15 pm

Did you hear that lame joke involving Sodium?

Na.

rock8591 · Post by **rock8591** » Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:57 pm

What do you call a female defendant sitting in the judge's lap?

An honorable discharge.