It could be worse.

[Toothy]

We could be the Texas Longhorns (5-6). Jeebus. What a toilet bowl of a season.

[MinGator]

Was just coming over here to start this same thread.

Copied this quote from the Shaggy Bevo site.

Mack can't see that despite having top 5 classes every year, we have the 58th ranked offense because Greg Davis is doing a good job.

[MinGator]

Substitute Urban for Mack and SA for Greg Davis and it sums up our season as well.

[slideman67]

Living in Austin, I have a perverse joy in watching UT lose. ;D

[Toothy]

Updated: Texas Longhorns (5-7).

[G8rMom7]

I knew from the title what this thread was about. That is the first thing I thought when Bill told me this morning they lost. It does put our season in a bit of perspective. And their head coach wasn't haveing mental problems at the end of last season that I could tell.

[MinGator]

We need one of these done for our season. Fucking gold right here.

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/77872-Calling-Dr.-Kevorkian-Texas-Longhorns-Season-Review-In-MS-Paint

[DocZaius]

That was hilarious.

[DocZaius]

Holy shit, they have a "classics" forum with much more:

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/forumdisplay.php/19-Classics

[MinGator]

yeah, I've seen his work on the one with the obnoxious fan. He is a master at teh MS Paints.

need to go to the classics and see them all.

[MinGator]

In case you missed it like I did the first time there is a "false start" in the panel with the O-lineman in bed. That is fucking hilarious!

[slideman67]

LOLOL!!!! Too funny!

[DocZaius]

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/78274-Twas-the-night-before-football-season-Travesty

'Twas the night before football season

‘Twas the night before football season and all was nice,
Little did we know that we would almost lose to Rice,
Although there were certainly some signs of immediate trouble,
The Longhorn fan base declared “Inexperience! We’ll improve on the double!”
Next we defeated Wyoming, the worst team in the nation,
The pundits declared, “Surely our squad is a defensive sensation.”
Alas we traveled to Lubbock, in hopes of victory
Not only did the burnt orange win, but they garnered not one STD
Then we ventured out to play UCLA on the 25th of September
And all but guaranteed this would not be a season to remember
Now Gilbert, Now Fozzy, Now Davis, Now Chiles,
We have touchdowns to score, won’t you try for a while?
So we lost to UCLA, who will not go to a bowl,
No player showed promise; we were bad as a whole.
Alas, we went to Dallas, and gorged on twice fried ducks,
As expected we lost by eight, and OU still sucks.
We accepted our fate as a pedestrian team,
And prepared to go to Nebraska, but with an improved scheme,
We played our best game, beating the Huskers again,
And we said, “So long Nebraska, now fuck off to the Big Ten!”
Most of the students decided to go out and stay up late,
So they would not wake up in time to watch us lose to Iowa State,
And now Mack Brown was mad, he was in quite a fury,
He said we would practice hard and improve in a hurry!
And so we geared up to play Baylor from Waco,
And we fucking lost…we lost to fucking Baylor…Fuck.
On Acho, On Williams, On Brown, On Keenan,
We must travel to Manhattan, Kansas, where we are favored for some reason!
Missed tackles, interceptions, we were hilariously bad,
We lost to Kansas State yet again, by a lot, which is sad.
“We can still make a bowl, it’s not too late!
Who cares if we screwed the pooch at home against Okie State?”
Lacking free Pluckers coupons, we are out of Texas Fight!
A disappointing season for all, fire Greg Davis, and goodnight

[DocZaius]

Also, those guys really really hate Oklahoma, and by extension, Bob Stoops.