Yes I know we have a thread about Kiffin, but a friend of mine just sent me this and I thought it was worthy of its own thread.
OK, so here’s the latest conspiracy theory.
There is only one entity that has the power to get the coach of the Seattle Seahawks fired, Pete Carroll hired to replace him, and then Lane Kiffen hired away from Tennessee to go to USC all in only a matter of a few days.
THE DOUGHNUT INDUSTRY!
You heard it here first. Phil Fulmer will return as head coach of Tennessee. Never underestimate the power of the doughnut lobbyists. Now if we can direct them towards Healthcare, nuclear disarmament, and world peace the world would be a much better place.
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slideman67
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If the devil had a name, it'd be Chuck Finley.
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Completely excellent. And entirely plausible.