Report from the Gator Tail Pub

IHateUGAlyDawgs · Post by **IHateUGAlyDawgs** » Thu May 21, 2009 3:29 pm

ooohhh...multiple defendants.

we now have a conspiracy.

radbag · Post by **radbag** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:30 pm

not guilty *don't even know what the charges are dagumit*

as for advocating tip, that is my BIGGEST regret.

Weegie · Post by **Weegie** » Thu May 21, 2009 5:03 pm

Oh, snap.

Tipmoose · Post by **Tipmoose** » Thu May 21, 2009 5:15 pm

Since I know Rad is a huge furry fan....

Weegie · Post by **Weegie** » Thu May 21, 2009 11:43 pm

Yeah, I still think it's rad.

IHateUGAlyDawgs · Post by **IHateUGAlyDawgs** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:15 am

radbag has plead not guilty.

weg,

do you care to make an opening statement?

radbag · Post by **radbag** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:21 am

when do i get to call my first witness?

Tipmoose · Post by **Tipmoose** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:35 am

I may wish to testify against Radbag, Mr, Prosecutor. Lets see what kind of deal we can work out here...

IHateUGAlyDawgs · Post by **IHateUGAlyDawgs** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:43 am

when do i get to call my first witness?

after the prosecution has rested.

Weegie · Post by **Weegie** » Fri May 22, 2009 9:48 am

My opening statement is as follows:

rad's behavior in the BA is the equivalent of the man who cheated on his previous wife but who tells his current wife, "Baby, I'd never cheat on you. You're special. I love you. I never loved her."

He's acted as a double agent at both Gator Country and the super-ghey message board run by the super-ghey ex-GC people who believe that they are superior to everyone else in Internet message board world--because that's impressive in the big picture. So, why not be a sneaky bastard here, as well? It all seems so obvious to me. I'm going to take another decongestant now.

IHateUGAlyDawgs · Post by **IHateUGAlyDawgs** » Fri May 22, 2009 9:51 am

mr radbag,

your opening statement, sir.

G8RKyle · Post by **G8RKyle** » Fri May 22, 2009 9:56 am

So the prosecutor is a pill-popper? Interesting.

Weegie · Post by **Weegie** » Fri May 22, 2009 9:59 am

So the prosecutor is a pill-popper? Interesting.

That's what happens when the prosecutor has a terminal cold. Don't judge the dying, Kyle. It's not polite.

DocZaius · Post by **DocZaius** » Fri May 22, 2009 10:12 am

OBJECTION! THIS WHOLE DAMN TRIAL IS A SET-UP![/size]

G8rMom7 · Post by **G8rMom7** » Fri May 22, 2009 10:18 am

LOVE this thread.

Weegie · Post by **Weegie** » Fri May 22, 2009 10:28 am

OBJECTION! THIS WHOLE DAMN TRIAL IS A SET-UP![/size]

Overruled.

G8RKyle · Post by **G8RKyle** » Fri May 22, 2009 10:30 am

I don't think the prosecutor can overrule an objection.

radbag · Post by **radbag** » Fri May 22, 2009 10:30 am

mr radbag,

your opening statement, sir.

my opening statement is that i still have vertigo sending me flirtatious emails after about a years time has passed since i've been on GC

DocZaius · Post by **DocZaius** » Fri May 22, 2009 10:34 am

^^I can't wait for you to publish these to the jury.

IHateUGAlyDawgs · Post by **IHateUGAlyDawgs** » Fri May 22, 2009 10:36 am

OBJECTION! THIS WHOLE DAMN TRIAL IS A SET-UP![/size]

Overruled.

There is nothing on the record to suggest this at this time. It is possible you can revisit this later.

Weegie · Post by **Weegie** » Fri May 22, 2009 10:40 am

I don't think the prosecutor can overrule an objection.

She can if she's high.

IHateUGAlyDawgs · Post by **IHateUGAlyDawgs** » Fri May 22, 2009 11:32 am

alright, mr. radbag has made his opening statement.

Prosecutor,

call your first witness.

texgator · Post by **texgator** » Fri May 22, 2009 1:08 pm

*hic*. Lissen yer honor....lissen gawddammit!!! That bassard knocked me up. Me, me.....what?! Fuck, what wuz I sayn? Get yer fuhcnin hands offa me! I kin walk jus fine. As I wuz sayin *hic* that radbag bassid gets me pregnant and din won't return my calls. Some homo....washisname?....shit. Angelo!

Weegie · Post by **Weegie** » Fri May 22, 2009 1:25 pm

I need to appoint a proxy prosecutor because I have to take a nap. Any takers?

radbag · Post by **radbag** » Fri May 22, 2009 2:02 pm

I need to appoint a proxy prosecutor because I have to take a nap. Any takers?

i'll do it.