The Back Alley Archives

No chute? Cat's got ballz!

Given the rate of recidivism for that type of crime, it would seem to me that a little PI work and a call to the cops could get him back in the slammer pretty quick.

Time to step up!

except we don't let anyone score in the 4th quarter, not even Kensucky.

HA, missed her the first time.

necro-bump, eh?

I doubt they get to 14. Two TD's? don't see it happening.

I do love that he got Lulu in there as well.

That hip surgery worked wonders I see.

And this is news to anyone? He wasted a lot of time on that.

That's from an alien.

Game over, man!

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LOL at the Ron Powlus reference. Classic.

Ooohhh, you meant....

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Radbag's balls in a jar.

[quote=DocZaius]Using the whole fist there doc?

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Mooooooon River.

Wow, just WOW! How is it that the folks this happened to did not take the fight farther than filing a complaint? Also, how are all of the victims sure it was only his finger? Maybe when he had other officers as witnesses but was that every time? Sick fuck.

Will Muschamp to Joker Phillips - WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?


HAHAHAHAHA

Angry monkey is Angry!

The above still applies. Eating contests are for dumbasses.

[quote=DocZaius]Today, October 10th, we celebrate the 10-limbed cephalopods: squid and cuttlefish. Some facts: Cuttlefish have a cuttlebone. Yeah they do. If they were to dive too deep too rapidly their cuttlebones would break under the pressure. It's not all about depth and speed, width and stamina...

all she needs is a GB cheese head. Perfection.

I love the Purifoy cameo.

Damn wind. I can see the scientific process that goes into this and all, but other than being brave (or stupid) what does the guy have to do? Fall. Want to impress me, fall off of the floor.